Zambian forum: Jokes - DUCK AT ITS BEST
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11 Nov 2015 09:31

duck walks into a store and asks the manager if he
sells grapes. The manager says no, so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck goes back to the store and
asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager says,
“NO, we don’t sell grapes,” so the duck leaves the
store. The next day the duck goes back to the same
store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The
manager is furious now and says, “NO, WE DO NOT
SELL GRAPES! IF YOU COME BACK AND ASK
IF WE SELL GRAPES AGAIN, I’LL NAIL YOUR
BEAK TO THE FLOOR!” The next day the duck
goes back to the same store and says to the manager,
“Excuse me, do you sell nails at this store?” The manager
says, “No, we don’t sell nails.” The duck replies,
“That’s good. Do you sell grapes?”