Ugandian forum: Jokes - HAVING TOO MANY
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11 Apr 2016 20:19

A Man had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result!
He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.
When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.
"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."

14 Apr 2016 11:01

Eh!Wonderful!

14 Apr 2016 11:07

haha

15 Apr 2016 12:35

haahaahaaaa......

15 Apr 2016 15:09

.......Ahh one question pliz, was he really drunk

15 Apr 2016 22:22

yes...he was drunk & forgot that he's lame....hahaaaa

23 Apr 2016 08:36

hahaha

5 May 2016 21:19

hahahaha....hihihi....thats so funny..u even forget that u were drunk!!!!mmm..omwenge..

14 Aug 2016 13:56

nyc

10 Feb 2017 09:44

Too much booze, he blacked out.

28 Aug 2017 21:00

Haaaahahaha nice

9 Oct 2017 17:16

I think he had mwenge bigere,hahahaha!