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18 Aug 2015 20:15

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace.
The dog noticed and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says "woah! .This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can".
Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes that he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So they start rushing back to the dog.
The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more.
He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey!? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago."
The lion stopped and ate the monkey for dinner.

19 Aug 2015 13:37

hahahaha very funny

20 Aug 2015 08:27

hahahaha i lik it.

20 Aug 2015 11:58

Haha

20 Aug 2015 12:24

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21 Aug 2015 20:58

What A Joke!!!

Edited by Amkk69 / 21 Aug 2015 20:59
22 Aug 2015 08:18

really

23 Aug 2015 21:24

nyc joke

26 Aug 2015 08:48

hahaha lol vry funny

24 Jan 2016 14:49

Quote by Taafash
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace.
The dog noticed and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says "woah! .This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can".
Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes that he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So they start rushing back to the dog.
The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more.
He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey!? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago."
The lion stopped and ate the monkey for dinner.

4 Oct 2017 18:10

indeed monky was to be eaten coz he deserved it

13 Oct 2017 21:25

Yes

13 Oct 2017 21:32

Woan That Good

13 Oct 2017 21:35

Hihihihi that monkey didnt know when to be silent...hehehehehe!!!

13 Oct 2017 21:44

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace.
The dog noticed and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "Images...that was some good lion meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says "woah! .This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can".
Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes that he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So they start rushing back to the dog.
The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more.
He then gets another idea and shouts "where the

13 Oct 2017 21:46

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13 Oct 2017 21:50

Stop

13 Oct 2017 21:55

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13 Oct 2017 22:02

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