Ugandian forum: Jokes - VERY BAD EDUCATION:
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17 Feb 2015 19:31

1ST SCENE:
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before their little son.
Daddy: Oh !! You Bitch!!
Mommy: What?? You Bastard!
Son: Daddy, Mommy, what’s Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up something.
Daddy: It means Ladies and Gentlemen, son.
Son: Oh I see!!
2nd SCENE:
The little son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words ‘breasts’ and ‘penises’. Mommy was reading the papers.
Son: Mommy, what’s breasts and penises?
At this moment, Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy: “It means coats and hats, son”.
Son: Oh I see!!
3rd SCENE:
Daddy was shaving his beard and the son passed by the toilet, suddenly, Daddy cut himself and screamed…
Daddy: Oh shit!!
Son: Daddy, what’s shit?
At this moment, Daddy’s eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say.
Daddy: “It means shaving cream, son”.
Son: Oh I see!!
4th SCENE:
Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn’t fit into the stove, so she said…
Mommy: Oh fuck!
Son: Mommy, what’s fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze. She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy: “It means stuffing, son.
Son: Oh I see!!
5th SCENE:
It’s Christmas eve!
Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all his uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house. Proudly he said… “Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parents are busy at the moment.You see, Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and Mommy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen, but don’t worry, they’ll be out here in a minute!
Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!

17 Apr 2015 03:07

haaaaaaaaaaaa. Indeed very bad!

21 May 2015 05:31
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27 Jun 2015 11:58

so...so funny

12 Jul 2015 01:23

Some parents are really Aaaaaaa,,,,,,,,!

12 Jul 2015 21:35

Hahaha; kids also, they never forget!

12 Jul 2015 21:37

But only the Parents can be the good examples to tgere kids,lol!

12 Jul 2015 21:40

Kids can b so nosy at tymz, they olmost wana kno each n everythng,,jeeezz

12 Jul 2015 21:43

Fresh little Minds!

14 Jul 2015 03:42

well so funny

20 Sep 2015 14:07

So Funi , Gd IQ

25 Sep 2015 07:46

just for laugh

24 Jan 2016 14:42

Quote by Taafash
1ST SCENE:
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before their little son.
Daddy: Oh !! You Bitch!!
Mommy: What?? You Bastard!
Son: Daddy, Mommy, what’s Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up something.
Daddy: It means Ladies and Gentlemen, son.
Son: Oh I see!!
2nd SCENE:
The little son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words ‘breasts’ and ‘penises’. Mommy was reading the papers.
Son: Mommy, what’s breasts and penises?
At this moment, Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy: “It means coats and hats, son”.
Son: Oh I see!!
3rd SCENE:
Daddy was shaving his beard and the son passed by the toilet, suddenly, Daddy cut himself and screamed…
Daddy: Oh shit!!
Son: Daddy, what’s shit?
At this moment, Daddy’s eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say.
Daddy: “It means shaving cream, son”.
Son: Oh I see!!
4th SCENE:
Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn’t fit into the stove, so she said…
Mommy: Oh fuck!
Son: Mommy, what’s fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze. She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy: “It means stuffing, son.
Son: Oh I see!!
5th SCENE:
It’s Christmas eve!
Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all his uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house. Proudly he said… “Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parents are busy at the moment.You see, Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and Mommy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen, but don’t worry, they’ll be out here in a minute!
Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!