Tanzanian forum: Jokes - Baby Joke
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23 Apr 2015 15:21

A married couple rushed to the
hospital because the woman
was in labor the doctor asked
the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might
want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the
mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple
decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the
machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the
mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn
it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the
husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m
not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much
could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband
replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to
100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing so they went home
happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the
mailman was dead on the front porch!