Tanzanian forum: Jokes - Irish Saw mill Accident.... Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local saw mill.
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23 Apr 2015 15:10

One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and
severed by the big bench saw.
Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and
rushes it and Mick to the local hospital.
Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks
after Mick. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab
exercising".
Paddy couldn't believe it, but there's Mick out the
back exercising his now re-attached arm.
The very next day he's back at work in the
sawmill.
A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and
severs his leg on another bloody big saw.
So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and
rushes it and Mick off to the Hospital.
Next day he calls in to see him and asks the
nurse how he is. The nurse replies, "He's out in
the Rehab again exercising".
And sure enough, there's Mick out there doing
some serious work on the treadmill. And very
soon Mick comes back to work.
But, as usual, within a couple of days he has
another accident and severs his head.
Wearily, Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and
transports it and Mick to the hospital.
Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick
is. The nurse breaks down and cries and says,
"He's dead."
Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. "I suppose
the saw finally did him in."
"No", says the nurse, "Some idiot put his head in
a plastic bag and he suffocated".