I want to impress a lady, whats the best joke you know?
Lyk 2 cheat ma friend ax experiment fect.
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Several men are in the changing room of Kiambu
golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a
man engages the hands free speaker-function and
began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are
you at the club?” MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I am at the shopping mall at UNEP and found this beautiful
leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure…go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2015 model. I saw
one I really liked.” MAN: “How much?” WOMAN: 18,000,000″ MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it
with all the options.” WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one
more thing… The house I wanted last year is back
on the market. They’re asking 30million”. It’s at
Muthangari Drive, great gardens, overlooking The
Nairobi Arboretum. MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 28million They will probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra 2,000,000. It
really is a pretty good price.” WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see
you later! I love you so much!” MAN: “Bye! I love
you, too.” The man hangs up. The other men in the
changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape… He smiles and asks: “Does anyone
know the owner of this phone???”