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23 Oct 2015 13:50

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan
for Mukesh Ambani(world's
richest man)
In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided
to buy IDBI bank
This shows that nothing is
impossible
Now in 2015, Alied bank rejected
loan for me
But in 2020, I'm planning to...
Apply 4 loan again

23 Oct 2015 13:53

Physics would have been much
easier..
.
if..
if..
if..
"Tree" had fallen on
Newton's head instead of
Apple...

Edited by S_H_E_H_Z_A_D_786 / 23 Oct 2015 13:53
23 Oct 2015 13:56

What did Tarzan think when he
saw a dead Cheetah?
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Wow New Underwear

26 Oct 2015 04:57

English is difficult language
specially for japanese..
A True Story
A few years ago, Prime Minister
Mori was given some basic
english trainig before he visits
Washington 2 meet Presidnt
Barack Obama..
The instrctor told Mori when u
shake hand wid Obama plz say
'How r u'
Then Obama would say 'I m fine,
n u?
'Now u shuld say 'me too'.
Aftrwards we, translators, will
handle.
Whn Mori met Obama, he
mistakenly said 'who r
u?'(instead of 'How r u?')
Obama was a bit shocked bt still
managed 2 react wid humor
'Well, I m Michelle's husband,ha-
ha'.
Then Mori replied 'me too,ha-
ha...'

26 Oct 2015 05:02

Toilet is like a National assmbly
meeting.
People come with a lot of
pressure,
sit,
express their feelings, create a lot
of noise
& finally Drop the issue

26 Oct 2015 05:04

A Moment Which Almost Came In
Everyone's School Life
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When A Teacher Points At You
And U Look Behind And Then Say
"Who? Me?

26 Oct 2015 05:06

The awkward moment when ,
when your friend is arguing with
their
parents &
their parents turns towards you
and asks
"Do you ever talk to your parents
like this

26 Oct 2015 05:13

Funny Truth-
No One Is As Ugly As Their Voters
ID Pic,
Nor As Good-Looking As Their
Facebook Profile Pic

26 Oct 2015 05:28

1st Friend : My wife converted
me to religion
2nd Friend : Really?
1st Friend : Yes. Until I married
her I didnt believe in hell

26 Oct 2015 05:38

A Fantastic Sentence
Written At Japanese Bus Stop...
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あなたがバスを待っている馬鹿です。 。 。
人々は、日現在、車を持って ...

26 Oct 2015 05:41

Microsoft Bought Skype For
8.5 Billion Dollars . . .
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Stupids
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They Could Have Download
It For Free ...

26 Oct 2015 10:25

New Style Of Break- Up !!
A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His
Gf...
Girl Yelled "What Was That For

..
Boy Said "Its Over"

26 Oct 2015 10:29

Quote by S_H_E_H_Z_A_D_786
What did Tarzan think when he
saw a dead Cheetah?
.
.
.
.
.
Wow New Underwear :lol

26 Oct 2015 10:30

Quote by S_H_E_H_Z_A_D_786
English is difficult language
specially for japanese..
A True Story
A few years ago, Prime Minister
Mori was given some basic
english trainig before he visits
Washington 2 meet Presidnt
Barack Obama..
The instrctor told Mori when u
shake hand wid Obama plz say
'How r u'
Then Obama would say 'I m fine,
n u?
'Now u shuld say 'me too'.
Aftrwards we, translators, will
handle.
Whn Mori met Obama, he
mistakenly said 'who r
u?'(instead of 'How r u?')
Obama was a bit shocked bt still
managed 2 react wid humor
'Well, I m Michelle's husband,ha-
ha'.
Then Mori replied 'me too,ha-
ha...' :lol

hahaha

26 Oct 2015 10:35

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."

Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

26 Oct 2015 10:55

Quote by Syful-islma
Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."

Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date." :lol

26 Oct 2015 10:56

Quote by S_H_E_H_Z_A_D_786
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan
for Mukesh Ambani(world's
richest man)
In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided
to buy IDBI bank
This shows that nothing is
impossible
Now in 2015, Alied bank rejected
loan for me
But in 2020, I'm planning to...
Apply 4 loan again :lol

26 Oct 2015 10:57

Quote by S_H_E_H_Z_A_D_786
What did Tarzan think when he
saw a dead Cheetah?
.
.
.
.
.
Wow New Underwear :lol

26 Oct 2015 11:00

Quote by S_H_E_H_Z_A_D_786
1st Friend : My wife converted
me to religion
2nd Friend : Really?
1st Friend : Yes. Until I married
her I didnt believe in hell :haha

Edited by Ssandra5 / 26 Oct 2015 12:25
26 Oct 2015 16:54

Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.
"Lets practice maths. . .
Ok
Lets start with addition.
Example:
Your aunt gave you 2 oranges
n 2 bananas.
Whats your answer?"
"Thannk You Auntie!!"