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29 Apr 2015 08:22

A good advice from a good friend!

I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer so please-stop reading newspapers...cheers......

30 Apr 2015 18:02

Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend

30 Apr 2015 18:07

Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
.
After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional, I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad, that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me, I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too! face-smile.png
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30 Apr 2015 18:16

No 1 will touch ur momA man was dying of cancer.His son asked him:dad why do you keep on tellingeveryone that your dyingof AIDS.He replied:“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”

30 Apr 2015 18:20

Na baba?

30 Apr 2015 18:21

Quote by LuckyLiker
A good advice from a good friend!

I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer so please-stop reading newspapers...cheers......
:haha

30 Apr 2015 18:34

judge hearing a divorce case
Judge to husband: why you want to
divorce your wife?
hus: im not satisfied with her on bed
judge to wife: wat u have to say
about this??
wife: whole colony is satisfied only
this bastard has got problems.

Edited by MUHAMMAD.JAAN / 30 Apr 2015 18:35
30 Apr 2015 19:20

Who is i am

30 Apr 2015 19:23

Quote by MUHAMMAD.JAAN
judge hearing a divorce case
Judge to husband: why you want to
divorce your wife?
hus: im not satisfied with her on bed
judge to wife: wat u have to say
about this??
wife: whole colony is satisfied only
this bastard has got problems. :lol

30 Apr 2015 19:31

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

30 Apr 2015 19:33

Quote by Cute_Raja
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR :lol

30 Apr 2015 19:34

Quote by LuckyLiker
Quote by Cute_Raja
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR :lol

:haha


Samjhi waya na ada?

30 Apr 2015 19:35

it rains all day long.
don't going to my garden for water the trees!

30 Apr 2015 19:39

Quote by YAbirAhmed
it rains all day long.
don't going to my garden for water the trees! :lol

30 Apr 2015 19:41

30 Apr 2015 19:42

30 Apr 2015 19:43

Quote by cooltariq1
:wh

wht a joke