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25 Apr 2015 07:13

Once there was a millionaire who
had a collection of live alligators. He
kept them in a pool at the back of
his mansion.
The millionaire also had a beautiful
daughter who was single. One day,
he decides to throw a huge party.
During the party he announces, "My
dear guests, I have a proposition to
every man here. I will give one
million dollars or my daughter to the
man who can swim across this pool
full of alligators and emerge
unharmed!"
As soon as he finishes his last word,
there is the sound of a large splash.
The guests all turn to see a man in
the pool swimming as fast as he can.
They cheer him on as he keeps
stroking.
Finally, the swimming man makes it
to the other side unharmed. The
millionaire is so impressed, he says,
"My boy, that was incredible!
Fantastic! I didn't think it could be
done! Well, I must keep my end of
the bargain. Which do you want, my
daughter or the one million dollars?"
The man says, "Listen, I don't want
your money. I don't want your
daughter, either. I want the person
who pushed me in that water!"