International forum: Jokes - The Whole Truth
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25 Apr 2015 05:23

At school, a boy is told by a
classmate that most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret, and
that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by saying, "I know
the whole truth" even when you
don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try
it out. As he is greeted by his
mother at the front door he says, "I
know the whole truth." His mother
quickly hands him $20 and says,
"Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his
father to get home from work, and
greets him with, "I know the whole
truth." The father promptly hands
him $40 and says, "Please don't say
a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way
to school the next day, when he sees
the mailman at his front door. The
boy greets him by saying, "I know
the whole truth."
The mailman drops the mail, opens
his arms and says, "Then come give
your FATHER a big hug!"