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26 Aug 2014 11:56

THIS CONTEST IS NOW OPEN TO ALL INTERESTED MOBOFREE USERS EXCEPT THE JUDGES OF THIS EVENTS.

THIS CONTEST VALID
FROM AUGUST 26, 2014
UNTIL SEPTEMBER 10, 2014.



RULES OF THIS CONTEST :

1.]ALL MOBOFREE USERS ARE ALLOWED TO JOIN OR PARTICIPATE THIS CONTEST, AS WELL THE TEAM MEMBERS, EXCEPT JUDGES.

2.]FAKE ACCOUNTS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE.

3.]YOU CAN SUBMIT YOUR ENTRIES AS YOU CAN. BUT ONLY ONE ENTRY COULD BE CONSIDERED AS OFFICIAL ENTRY.

4.]NO COPY PASTE OR QUOTED ENTRIES ARE ALLOWED. REPLICA OR REPLICATED ENTRY ARE VOID.

5.]REWARDS ARE NOT TRANSFERABLE OR BE GIVEN TO CLOSED FRIENDS OR GF/BF.

CRITERIA FOR SELECTING TOP FIVE BEST ENTRY
A. ] 50% ORIGINALITY
B. ] 50% AUDIENCE IMPACT!
THIS IS THE NUMBERS OF LIKES TO YOUR ENTRY.


REWARDS OF TOP FIVE BEST JOKES ENTRY.

1.]GRAND CHAMPION
5,000 PTS.

2.]FIRST RUNNER UP
4,000 PTS.

3.]SECOND RUNNER UP
3,500 PTS.

4.]THIRD RUNNER UP
3,000 PTS.

5.]FOURTH RUNNER UP
2,000 PTS.


CONSOLATION PRIZE TO ALL PARTICIPANTS.

500 PTS.

PREPARED BY:
MODERATOR CLIXSTERS

APPROVED BY:
ADMIN / MOBOFREE

Thru the help of Team Members.

Thanks.

Edited by clixsters / 26 Aug 2014 13:09
26 Aug 2014 11:59

and goodluck to all

26 Aug 2014 11:59
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26 Aug 2014 12:01

- THANKYOU

26 Aug 2014 12:04

26 Aug 2014 12:11

26 Aug 2014 12:57

OFFICIAL ENTRY #01
AUGUST 26, 2014
NOTED.



Conversation in the immigration office at
airport in the US:
- Your name, Sir.
-malik
- Sex
- Three times a day...
- I mean male or female?
- Doesn't matter...

Edited by clixsters / 26 Aug 2014 13:12
26 Aug 2014 12:57

B

26 Aug 2014 12:58

Quote by emjeey73
B

26 Aug 2014 12:59

OFFICIAL ENTRY #02
AUGUST 26, 2014
NOTED.



- Mommy, can I wear a bra now that I'm sixteen? No David..

Edited by clixsters / 26 Aug 2014 13:15
26 Aug 2014 12:59

Quote by Wafa-waseem
:welcome - THANKYOU :)

26 Aug 2014 13:11

OFFICIAL ENTRY #03
AUGUST 26, 2014
NOTED.



A man goes to the doctor and
says Doctor wherever I touch it
hurts
The doctor asks What do you
mean
The man says When I touch my
shoulder it really hurts If I touch
my knee OUCH When I touch
my forehead it really really
hurts
The doctor says I know what’s
wrong with you you’ve broken
your finger

Edited by clixsters / 26 Aug 2014 13:18
26 Aug 2014 13:16

OFFICIAL ENTRY #04
AUGUST 26, 2014
NOTED.



Sex?
- Seven to eleven times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- No difference, male, female, sometimes
camel
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow too, but also sheep, all kinds of
animals.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style
- you name it!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast... .

Edited by clixsters / 26 Aug 2014 13:21
26 Aug 2014 13:35

OFFICIAL ENTRY #05
AUGUST 26, 2014
NOTED.



[two fish in a tank]
ONE TURN THE OTHER

AND SAY

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING?

Edited by clixsters / 26 Aug 2014 14:17
26 Aug 2014 13:50

OFFICIAL ENTRY #06
AUGUST 26, 2014
NOTED.



Maid want a salary raise...

madam wanted 3 reasons why she
wanted a raise

maid: I can cook Better than you?

Madam: who told you that

Maid: your husband told Me!

Madam: Ok, second reason
Maid: I can iron Better than you

Madam: who told you that

Maid: Your husband told Me

Madam: Ok, and the third reason?

Maid: I am also Better in bed than you!,
This time madam was furious & was getting
ready to break her head

Madam: Did my husband say that?

Maid: No the driver told me that I'm better in bed than you are

Madam: Please lower your voice I will
increase your salary.....

Edited by clixsters / 26 Aug 2014 14:20
26 Aug 2014 14:21

Hahahaha

26 Aug 2014 14:27

OFFICIAL ENTRY #07
AUGUST 26, 2014
NOTED.



A man was riding in the back of his limousine..
when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside..
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.. "I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.. "Oh, please come to my house!" "But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the
rich man said..
They all climbed into the limo..Once underway, the
poor fellow said, "Sir, you
are too kind..Thank you
for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No,
you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall...!!!

Edited by clixsters / 26 Aug 2014 15:18
26 Aug 2014 14:32

OFFICIAL ENTRY #08
AUGUST 26, 2014
NOTED.



HI - I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE JOKE]


(ADDICTION OF MOBOFREE)

Teacher: What will you do after growing up?

Student: BROWSING MOBOFREE!

Teacher: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?

Student: MODERATOR OF MOBOFREE!

Teacher: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you grow up?

Student: All RIGHTS OF AN ADMINISTRATOR ON MOBOFREE!

Teacher: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your PARENTS?

Student: I`ll ALSO CHOOSE THEM AS THE
MEMBERS OF MOBOFREE TEAM

Teacher: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU?

Student: MY MOBOFREE PASSWORD!

Teacher: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?

Student: MOBOFREE but never face your books.. hehehe

Edited by clixsters / 26 Aug 2014 15:22
26 Aug 2014 15:23

Hehehe surely this is original composition.

26 Aug 2014 15:24
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