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16 Feb 2014 07:49

Friends plz post ur modest green jokes here.

16 Feb 2014 11:56

Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks"
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money
Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"

16 Feb 2014 11:56

Judge hearing a divorce case
Judge to husband: why you want to divorce your wife?
hus: im not satisfied with her on bed
judge to wife: wat u have to say about this??
wife: whole colony is satisfied only this bastard has got problems.

17 Feb 2014 02:33

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, there are two left, but I like how you're thinking." Then Johnny asks the teacher, "You see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor. One is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream. Which one is married?" And the teacher responds, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!

19 Feb 2014 13:55

i liKe it

28 Feb 2014 12:20

,a pupil take his cat with him to a sch0ol campus.

Teacher:why did u take ur cat with u?
pupil:c0z i heard dad saying to m0m that hs g0ing to tear that pussycat apart when im g0ne..

Edited by quiete / 28 Feb 2014 12:21
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23 May 2014 14:06

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox hasa small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Dominique Strauss-Khan uses his all the time. What is it? A last name! And shame on you for thinking it was something else.

23 May 2014 14:15

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed l0ve making more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy making love more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn'tprove anything, "the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you stick your little finger in it, wiggle it around, and then pull it out, which feels better—your ear or your finger?

28 May 2014 20:34

Ek darzi logon ke kapray le kar farar hogia
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Koi kehta mairi shalwar
Koi kehta mairi Qamees
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1 Pathan bhi ro raha tha, Logon ne pocha tum kion ro rahy ho?
Pathan: Hamara Naap le gia

28 May 2014 20:36

Pathan ke ghar chor agia
Pathan ne daikha tu chor bhaag gia
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Pathan chor ke peche bhagty bhagty agay nekal gia
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Pathan: Ek to chori oper se "RACE" lagata hai hamary sath

28 May 2014 20:38

MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke

29 May 2014 04:19

Quote by MUHAMMAD.JAAN
MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke

thanks for posting friend

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