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24 Jul 2014 19:47

Hello friends!
Please post funny jokes in English!
Here is one!

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand!
SARDAR: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? Hehehe!

Edited by Wafa-waseem / 24 Jul 2014 22:28
24 Jul 2014 19:50

Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

24 Jul 2014 20:05

Interviewer Joke Interviewer : sp franj ,you have long hair. Does that make you a woman ? Frank Zappa : You have wooden leg. Does that make you a table ?

24 Jul 2014 20:09

Boy : My father’s name is laughing and mt mother;s name is smiling. Teacher : you must be kidding ? Boy : No, that’s my brother i’m joking

24 Jul 2014 22:22

Hehehehehe

24 Jul 2014 22:39

24 Jul 2014 22:46

ADDICTION OF MOBOFREE

Teacher: What will you do after growing up?

Student: BROWSING MOBOFREE!

Teacher: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?

Student: MODERATOR OF MOBOFREE!

Teacher: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you grow up?

Student: All RIGHTS OF AN ADMINISTRATOR ON MOBOFREE!

Teacher: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your PARENTS?

Student: I`ll ALSO CHOOSE THEM AS THE MEMBERS OF MOBOFREE TEAM

Teacher: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU?

Student: MY MOBOFREE PASSWORD!

Teacher: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?

Student: MOBOFREE but never face your books.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAE

Edited by Wafa-waseem / 24 Jul 2014 23:18
25 Jul 2014 01:01

Akpors and his wife were arguing
about man and woman – who is
greater?..
Wife: Men are the head, but women
are the neck. Without the neck, the
head cannot stand. Men were created
out of dust, but women were created
out of flesh. And flesh is stronger than
the dust. Finally, anything men do, a
woman can do better, and in the life
of any successful man there must be
a woman.
Akpors: A woman is not complete
without a man, because you cannot
spell “woMan” without “Man”. You
cannot spell “sHe” without “He”. Nor
“Mrs” without “Mr”, nor “mAdam”
without “Adam”. And why is it that we
say “AMEN” in the church instead of
“Awomen”?

25 Jul 2014 02:39
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25 Jul 2014 03:10

hehehe

25 Jul 2014 03:11

Quote by adnee4
Akpors and his wife were arguing
about man and woman – who is
greater?..
Wife: Men are the head, but women
are the neck. Without the neck, the
head cannot stand. Men were created
out of dust, but women were created
out of flesh. And flesh is stronger than
the dust. Finally, anything men do, a
woman can do better, and in the life
of any successful man there must be
a woman.
Akpors: A woman is not complete
without a man, because you cannot
spell “woMan” without “Man”. You
cannot spell “sHe” without “He”. Nor
“Mrs” without “Mr”, nor “mAdam”
without “Adam”. And why is it that we
say “AMEN” in the church instead of
“Awomen”?


Nice..

25 Jul 2014 03:30

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25 Jul 2014 03:55
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25 Jul 2014 04:10

Quote by SexyFox22
Theres a couple g0in to get married//at the gr0om house:the gr0om ask to hes father what to do:GR0OM:father i dnt kn0 what to do..how ima tell to my wife i have a terrible smelly feet..:FATHER..heres what u g0na do..b4 u g0in 2 bed u wear socks..so ur wife aint n0tice..the..gr0om..agree...At the bride house theres a problem to:BRIDE:m0thes what should i do?if my husband i have a terrible bad breath..M0THER:here what u should do..when..u..woke up in the m0rnin..u.go straight 2 the bathrum n brush ur teeth..the bride agree...wedding d0ne..they get married...they do what thre parents said...AFTER 0NE M0NTH:The husband woke up freakin out toseng the bed..THE WIFE waken up!n said:WhAT the hell u doin??THE HUSBAND SHOCK N SAID"OH MY GOD!!YOU SWALLOW MY SOCKS":lol


very nice

25 Jul 2014 04:11

Quote by adnee4
Akpors and his wife were arguing
about man and woman – who is
greater?..
Wife: Men are the head, but women
are the neck. Without the neck, the
head cannot stand. Men were created
out of dust, but women were created
out of flesh. And flesh is stronger than
the dust. Finally, anything men do, a
woman can do better, and in the life
of any successful man there must be
a woman.
Akpors: A woman is not complete
without a man, because you cannot
spell “woMan” without “Man”. You
cannot spell “sHe” without “He”. Nor
“Mrs” without “Mr”, nor “mAdam”
without “Adam”. And why is it that we
say “AMEN” in the church instead of
“Awomen”?

Edited by Ghulam-Rasool / 25 Jul 2014 04:14
25 Jul 2014 04:11

Quote by adnee4
Akpors and his wife were arguing
about man and woman – who is
greater?..
Wife: Men are the head, but women
are the neck. Without the neck, the
head cannot stand. Men were created
out of dust, but women were created
out of flesh. And flesh is stronger than
the dust. Finally, anything men do, a
woman can do better, and in the life
of any successful man there must be
a woman.
Akpors: A woman is not complete
without a man, because you cannot
spell “woMan” without “Man”. You
cannot spell “sHe” without “He”. Nor
“Mrs” without “Mr”, nor “mAdam”
without “Adam”. And why is it that we
say “AMEN” in the church instead of
“Awomen”?

25 Jul 2014 04:22
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