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28 May 2014 12:50

Share the funniest jokes about college/school life

28 May 2014 12:55

j0kes dnt knw any j0ke..

28 May 2014 18:05
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29 May 2014 08:25

Am stil thinking of one

29 May 2014 12:29
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16 Jun 2014 03:22

Cliffhanger!!
Y'all really don't wanna know.

22 Jun 2014 09:21

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23 Jun 2014 07:33
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23 Jun 2014 07:46

SCHOOL LIFE v/s COLLEGE LIFE
SCHOOL- One pair dress for 7 days
COLLEGE- 7 pair dress for one day
SCHOOL- 2 copy for one subject
COLLEGE- 1 copy for all subject
SCHOOL- A white pipe in teacher’s hand (chalk)
COLLEGE- A white pipe in students hand(cigarette)
SCHOOL- Most frequent letter, leave letter
COLLEGE- Most frequent letter, love letter
Have a sweet school &college memories

23 Jun 2014 07:50

7 great qualities of students:
1- CONSISTENCY: Once a zero, always a zero.
2- VOICE MODULATION: Attendance in 5 different voices.
3- PRESENTATION SKILL: Presenting 1 answer in 5 different ways for 5 different Questions.
4- ART: Designing Classroom Tables.
5- STAMINA: Tolerate teachers for 90 mint lectures.
6- PERIPHERAL VISION: Checking out a girl and guy sitting behind.
7- HUMANITY: Giving others chance 2 Top.

23 Jun 2014 08:00

Subject : history

Teacher - who kill doctor Jose Rizal our national heroes?

Class students remain silent.
But Peter suddenly stand up, and go to the door and going home.
Her mother was amazed and shock because Peter starting to cried and complain that he will never come back to school.

Her mother asking him, what happen?
Peter while crying he answer very softly.
My teacher in history asking us who kill doctor Jose Rizal?
I never kill doctor Jose Rizal and I never meet him.

23 Jun 2014 08:05

There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.
He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly.The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.
"Tell me your choice; "said he to the boy, "What's your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."
The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE real difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the man on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY, sir."
"How???????" the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

6 Jan 2015 18:20

Quote by Mobofree
Share the funniest jokes about college/school life :)

A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That's great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!