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19 May 2014 22:48

Akpors bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his
Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it
is
6610'
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Akpors:
I am Proud, coz my son is in
Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he
studying. Akpors: No, he is not
studying, they are
Studying him. ============
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Akpors: Doctor, in my dreams, I
play
football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be
ok.
Johnny : Can I take it tomorrow,
tonight is the final game.
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Akpors : If I die, will u
remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister.
But if I die will u remarry?
Akpors : No,
I'll also stay with your sister.
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Akpors : People consider me as
a
'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Akpors : When I went to the
Park
today, everybody said, Oh GOD!
U
have come
again.. ============
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Akpors complained to the
police:
'Sir, all
items are missing, except the TV
in my house.'
Police: 'How come the thief did
not take
TV?'
akpors : 'I was watching TV
news...' ============
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Akpors comes back 2 his car &
find a note
saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to
a
pole
'Thanks for the compliment.'
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How do you recognize
Akpors in School?
He is the one who erases the
notes from
the book when the teacher
erases the
board. ============
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Once Akpors was walking he
had
a glove
on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he
did
so. He
replied that the weather
forecast
announced that on one hand it
would be
cold and on the other hand it
would be
hot.
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how many likes for akpors

20 May 2014 20:13

Very funny

21 May 2014 15:00

Funny enof

21 May 2014 18:02
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21 May 2014 19:34

Nice joke

21 May 2014 20:04

Nyc 1