Nigerian forum: Jokes - Double trouble!
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16 May 2014 10:34

I was in church today when
pastor said:
"It's time to say hello to your...
neighbours,
shake hands and lets get to
know each
other."
I said hello to the person sitting
to my left and to the one sitting
to my right... We
introduced ourselves and both
said they
were Egyptians.
Preaching time came and pastor
decided to
preach from Exodus 14:13...
Telling us about
how God saved the Israelites
from Egyptians.
My people, remember that there
were
Egyptians on my left and right.
I was thinking to myself "How
do these two Egyptians feel
knowing that their people are
the bad guys in this Bible verse"
Well, I just sit down my own je-
je-je.
The next thing
oo!!, pastor shouted: "The
Egyptians made
the people of God to suffer for
years!!!, I said they made them
suffer!!!,
Turn to your left and to your
right!!! And tell
your neighbour!!!, The
Egyptians you see
today!!!,
You shall see no more!!!"
My people, if you were in my
position will you say the word?

18 May 2014 22:24

I will tell them that,d pastor said,"those egyptians in bible u people saw then,u egyptians right here in the church,i shall see you NO MORE"!!!!

19 May 2014 07:33

that is a misinterpretation; if they are believers and not church goers, they already believe they are not Egyptians of those days. But, it is not mandatory that u shall face them.
every man is carrying his cross. Thanks

18 Aug 2015 18:43

I wil say it in my mind

19 Sep 2015 01:43

Na me and my God