Nigerian forum: Jokes - English Student
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14 May 2014 15:27

Dear Sir,

I am very happy I write this letter to you. How are you, your wife and childs? I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forever. Because in your school, the teachers are cane us all very hard one and sometimes I wanted to cried but my friends tell me that man is not crying so I never cry.

The last time be today that we write English exams in that school that I am get 2%, teacher tell me that "my head is die". Oh it pain me too much that e tell me that thing.

Shebi with this my letter, abeg principal, I suppose get 2%? I no suppose get 100%? So that is why me am go away forever to another school which are not cane people hard and do wayo for exams.

On behalf of myselves, I say byes to you sir, me is going forever.

Yours faithfully,

Jeffnaija!!!

16 May 2014 01:09

dis english is scatterbulizin my head o

16 May 2014 11:24

U made some mistake, where u suppose 2 use present u use past plz correct urs

16 May 2014 23:32

very very funny & luvly,pls more of dis

18 May 2014 20:22

Guy u funny scartter ground,datz very interesting......

1 Jun 2014 20:10

Na u know buk paxx

17 Aug 2015 16:11

YOU WILL SOON BECOME A SENIOR LECTURER IN THE UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA

17 Aug 2015 16:12

YOU WILL SOON BECOME A SENIOR LECTURER IN THE UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY BRAINNY

20 Aug 2015 19:45

funny enough

20 Aug 2015 19:51

Pls come bk with ur funny jokis letters.. I found u today.. Cheers..