Nigerian forum: Jokes - Attention: important question
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14 May 2014 15:11

Please, I need to ask you a very important question that has kept me sleepless and restless.
It might be awkward between us after this, but I have to know how you feel. I have kept it in mind for a while now but I think it's finally the time I straighten up and confront you with this all important question.
I just hope this doesn't ruin our friendship. I need to know, I don't know any other way I could get over this. It just doesn't seem fair on me if I don't get an answer.
I want you to tell me truthfully no matter how harsh it is! All I need is your honest answer.

PLEASE, HOW MUCH IS THE PRICE OF FUFU IN YOUR AREA?

15 May 2014 17:38

hahaha! u make me laugh,wot a funny ques well fufu is #10 at my area so u may cum nd buy

16 May 2014 00:44

Funny question, ok o fufu is #10 in my area o.

18 May 2014 02:20

Funy

18 May 2014 10:25

Not funy in my place is #50 i can send some to you

18 May 2014 16:47

Funy u 3 #50 in my area

2 Jun 2014 15:21

#20

26 Sep 2014 19:41

#17 in my area

5 Oct 2014 21:20

It 70 naira o

12 Oct 2014 03:26

oh my gosh... xo dis quest kept u restles abeg ur wife go try

12 Oct 2014 03:30

hahaha fufu is 50 in my area no be joke

26 Oct 2016 22:51

Chai See Wetin Recession Don Cause Anyway Is 5o# In My Area Abeg Take Am Easy O

7 Jun 2017 15:29

Is 1000000 Naria

7 Jun 2017 18:00

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her
purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur
TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my
husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..
.............. Moral : Accompany ur wife.... The story continues....
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that
lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he
doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit
card.......... MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.
Story continues....
Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse and
swiped. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.
Moral: Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE. Still continues...
After swiping, the machine indicated 'ENTER OTP SENT TO
YOUR MOBILE'.
Moral: When Man tends to lose, machine is smart enough to
save him! Still continues....
When she turned back with depression, her mobile ringed
showing forwarded SMS "your OTP is......" Finally she bought
her items & returned back happily
Moral: what are you thinking about Men! He always sacrifices
himself for his wife Fresh absolutely fresh.

22 Aug 2017 17:38

in my area 2 four #25