Nigerian forum: Jokes - LAUGH TILL ETERNITY!! Oh my God where's my BOXER??
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14 May 2014 15:08

Teacher:we cannot do anytyn
without a woman
Akpors: We should stop
wasting time in studies and
find that WOMAN
Teacher:Get out of my Class,
Akpos
Akpos bounced out of the
class, not sure what to do.
Somehow, he made his way to
the library. Once inside, he
spotted a very pretty girl
reading quietly. He quickly
approached her and started
wooing her right in the
library. Oh Akpos! After some
minutes, the girl got angry
and shouted,
“Will you please leave me
alone so that I can
concentrate?
Everybody turned and looked
at Akpos.
So what did Akpos do? Akpos
gazed her intently and replied
in a loud voice:
“I will not leave you alone until
you accept Jesus as your Lord
and personal Saviour!”
Wow!!! Akpos will not kill
somebody oooooo!
Day 2 at School
Immediately Akpos entered
the class, the teacher stopped
him at the door.
Teacher:You can only enter my
class if you answer the
following questions.
Akpos:Okay. Go on.
Teacher: Akpos how was your
night?
Akpos: I don’t know ma, I was
sleeping.
Teacher: Why do we drink
water?
Akpos: Because we cannot eat
water.
Teacher: Akpos, what Is the
name for a baby lizard?
Apkos: Lizzy baby.
Teacher: The process of
developing from achild to an
Adult is called
Akpos: ADULTERY.
The Teacher exclaimed: What
manner of Man are you,
Akpos? You are very silly. Go
and sit down now.
As usual, Akpos bounced to
his seat.
The Teacher turned to the
class and asked: -
Teacher: who is a pharmacist?
Only Akpos raised up his hand
Teacher: So Akpos is the most
intelligent student I have in
this class? So there is no body
else to answer the question
except Akpos?
(there was no reply from the
students)
Teacher: Ok, Akpos, use this
cane and flog everyone ten
strokes of cane each….
Akpos with a wide smile gave
all the student ten hot strokes
of the cane each….
Teacher: Okay, my dear Akpos
tell these dumb student who a
Pharmacist is…
Akpos: A Pharmacist is a
farmer who assist people.
The Teacher fainted.
Exam Day
Akpos and his best friend
Kome sat in the exam room to
write their final exams. Kome
had studied very well for the
paper while Akpos had not.
This is what went on between
them in the exam room.
INVIGILATOR: 10 mins more…
AKPOS: Kome, are you done
with the theory?
KOME: Yes, but I am now
doing the objectives.
AKPOS: Ok then pass the
theory to me, for me to copy
because I have not done
anything.
KOME: Is that so? Ok take it
and copy because time is not
on our side.
AKPOS: Thanks
INVIGILATOR: Get ready to
stop work……
KOME: Hey Akpos, give me my
paper.
AKPOS: Oh Kome, I couldn’t do
it oo…it was toomuch, so I
cancelled your name and
wrote myname there…
KOME: What!!!???
INVIGILATOR: Stop work!!!
Two weeks later, the exams
results were published
Principal: Akpos your result
was very poor and
disgraceful. What’s
your favourite subject?
Akpos: Free period.
USE ONE WORD TO
DESCRIBEAKPOS– IS HE SMART
OR CRAZY??!?!

17 May 2014 20:07

SMART

18 Oct 2014 11:28

both

25 Nov 2014 09:29

SMART

1 Feb 2015 22:41

Smarticraze

27 Oct 2016 22:30

Smart

6 Dec 2016 19:05

I stop lafing pls