Conversation between Akpos and a
RAT: (With a tiny voice) Hello.
MAN: Hello, who am I speaking
RAT: Na Mr Akpos be dis abi? MAN: Yes! You
are speaking wit Mr
Akpos. Who is dis please?
RAT: So you no recognize my voice
abi? Na, me your room mate.
MAN: You say what?
RAT: Your room mate, Rat. I dey your room
MAN: I beg your pardon?
RAT: Which yeye beg you dey beg. I
never chop since yesterday wey
you waka comot. I check that place
wey you dey put food I no see anything. I
check the kitchen,
nothing! I even check your fridge,
no single food there! E be like say
you wan kill me abi? No problem, I
just say make I let you know say
that your certificate for inside your
wardrobe wey dem write 'LAGOS
STATE UNIVERSITY', I don eat the
"LA" comot. Remaining"GOS" STATE
UNIVERSITY. Let me see which work
you go take "GOS" state university
Conversation between Akpos and a
Ok Read This story [Bola And Live with
me: helo Cute Babe watsupp
Bola: am Cool, You stay in Lag? By The way I
like Your Big Phone.
me: Yea Most Of My Phones are sent to Me
By My Aunty.
Bola: Oh My God, you have an Aunt Over
me: yes, I would Even go Over there for a
while by Next Week!..., Meanwhile i Told You
I Love You wats your reply Naa?
Bola: Ofcourse yes, Having a Boyfriend Over
There Is worth Everything to me... infact
fidelis Lets go Inside i wanna Show You
Me; Hmmmmmmmm so sweet, i love that...
NEXT WEEK REACHES...
Bola: So Your Number could still Go? You
Didnt Go Over there to Meet You Aunt again
Me: yes am Over there Now..
Bola: What do You Mean
Me: Yes am Over There Now, am now in
Benin, My Aunty sends me stuff from Benin
to Lagos, Everyone here is fine.
Bola: eeeeeh OLOSHI.. You say send as if It
Was abroad, EEEHHH then i now did all that
with You... You didnt even indicate where
your aunty sends it from,.... Hmm You are A
Bad Boy oooo OLOSHI...
Now am i at Fault? this stuff happened real
but Not exact Location i used
HOW TO CROSS ROAD IN NIGERIA
1. Look left and right for motorcycles and
2. Look up for falling plane or helicopter
3. Look down for bomb.
4. Look forward for tricksters (419).
5. Look backward for kidnappers and pick
6. Then waka zigzag to avoid stray bullets.
A white man came down from America,
He lodged in a hotel. At midnight when he
observing his quiet time , He began to hear
instrument, that was coming from a
close to the hotel. But his attention was
the piano sound, which is also the
keyboard. He said in
his mind...."The person playing this
keyboard is very
good, I think I need to see him".
So it happens that, over there in America,
man has a studio, and his keyboardist has
And he needs a new keyboardist. So he
finds this great
opportunity to pick the young man, who
that keyboard at the nearby church, close
to the hotel
where he lodged. So right there in the
particular young man who was playing the
was been disturbed by his phone, one of
his friend was
calling him . so before the white man could
the church, the young man handed the
another person and went to answer his
call. After the
service, the white man met the pastor of
and told him that he want to employ his
and will take him over to America.
The pastor accepted and asked him which
keyboardist. The white man replied and
said that he
want to employ the present person he met
came in. Soon after, he processed his
papers, and took
him over to America.
Note: The person playing the keyboard for
time, was the person who was more
qualified for the
job. But when he went to answer a call, the
was transferred to the second person who
My prayer for You: When it's time for you
promoted, I pray that your destiny and
will not be transferred to Another person
Amen and amen!!