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13 May 2014 08:29

Conversation between Akpos and a
rat:
RAT: (With a tiny voice) Hello.
MAN: Hello, who am I speaking
with?
RAT: Na Mr Akpos be dis abi? MAN: Yes! You
are speaking wit Mr
Akpos. Who is dis please?
RAT: So you no recognize my voice
abi? Na, me your room mate.
MAN: You say what?
RAT: Your room mate, Rat. I dey your room
now.
MAN: I beg your pardon?
RAT: Which yeye beg you dey beg. I
never chop since yesterday wey
you waka comot. I check that place
wey you dey put food I no see anything. I
check the kitchen,
nothing! I even check your fridge,
no single food there! E be like say
you wan kill me abi? No problem, I
just say make I let you know say
that your certificate for inside your
wardrobe wey dem write 'LAGOS
STATE UNIVERSITY', I don eat the
"LA" comot. Remaining"GOS" STATE
UNIVERSITY. Let me see which work
you go take "GOS" state university
find..

13 May 2014 08:32

Ok Read This story [Bola And Live with
Fidelis]
me: helo Cute Babe watsupp
Bola: am Cool, You stay in Lag? By The way I
like Your Big Phone.
me: Yea Most Of My Phones are sent to Me
By My Aunty.
Bola: Oh My God, you have an Aunt Over
There?
me: yes, I would Even go Over there for a
while by Next Week!..., Meanwhile i Told You
I Love You wats your reply Naa?
Bola: Ofcourse yes, Having a Boyfriend Over
There Is worth Everything to me... infact
fidelis Lets go Inside i wanna Show You
Proof
Me; Hmmmmmmmm so sweet, i love that...
NEXT WEEK REACHES...
Phone ringing.....
Bola: So Your Number could still Go? You
Didnt Go Over there to Meet You Aunt again
Me: yes am Over there Now..
Bola: What do You Mean
Me: Yes am Over There Now, am now in
Benin, My Aunty sends me stuff from Benin
to Lagos, Everyone here is fine.
Bola: eeeeeh OLOSHI.. You say send as if It
Was abroad, EEEHHH then i now did all that
with You... You didnt even indicate where
your aunty sends it from,.... Hmm You are A
Bad Boy oooo OLOSHI...
Now am i at Fault? this stuff happened real
but Not exact Location i used

13 May 2014 08:36

HOW TO CROSS ROAD IN NIGERIA
1. Look left and right for motorcycles and
cars.
2. Look up for falling plane or helicopter
3. Look down for bomb.
4. Look forward for tricksters (419).
5. Look backward for kidnappers and pick
pockets
6. Then waka zigzag to avoid stray bullets.

13 May 2014 08:41

A white man came down from America,
down to
Nigeria.
He lodged in a hotel. At midnight when he
was
observing his quiet time , He began to hear
musical
instrument, that was coming from a
nearby church,
close to the hotel. But his attention was
basically on
the piano sound, which is also the
keyboard. He said in
his mind...."The person playing this
keyboard is very
good, I think I need to see him".
So it happens that, over there in America,
the
man has a studio, and his keyboardist has
resigned.
And he needs a new keyboardist. So he
finds this great
opportunity to pick the young man, who
was playing
that keyboard at the nearby church, close
to the hotel
where he lodged. So right there in the
church, the
particular young man who was playing the
keyboard,
was been disturbed by his phone, one of
his friend was
calling him . so before the white man could
enter
the church, the young man handed the
keyboard over
to
another person and went to answer his
call. After the
service, the white man met the pastor of
the church
and told him that he want to employ his
keyboardist,
and will take him over to America.
The pastor accepted and asked him which
of the
keyboardist. The white man replied and
said that he
want to employ the present person he met
when he
came in. Soon after, he processed his
papers, and took
him over to America.
Note: The person playing the keyboard for
the first
time, was the person who was more
qualified for the
job. But when he went to answer a call, the
grace
was transferred to the second person who
took over
the keyboard.
My prayer for You: When it's time for you
to be
promoted, I pray that your destiny and
your promotion
will not be transferred to Another person
in Jesus
name.
AMEN

13 May 2014 13:45

Amen

13 May 2014 17:33

Amen

18 May 2014 02:15

Amen

18 May 2014 17:25

Amen

4 Jun 2014 21:28

Amen

6 Jun 2014 01:00

Amen ijn

16 Jun 2014 13:35

amen

16 Jun 2014 15:38

Amen

18 Jun 2014 15:47

Amen

1 Jul 2014 16:35

AMEN

31 Jul 2014 16:19

AMEN

31 Jul 2014 23:58

Amen

8 Sep 2014 06:40

AMEN OOOO.....

8 Sep 2014 13:50

AMEN

9 Sep 2014 19:31

AMEN

10 Sep 2014 00:43

Amen and amen!!