Nigerian forum: Jokes - Animal on facebook
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7 May 2014 18:56

Imagine If animals and insects
were on facebook, we'll be
having posts and comments
like......
1. MOSQUITO WALL POST:
Finally PHCN don off light,
blood sucking things.
COMMENTS:
(a) Fuck up, dey don on gen
for my end.
(b) Abeg bros which area you
dey? My people don fleet
house.
2. DOG WALL POST:
Na wa oh..... I never even stay
reach
5mins, all these calabar people
don dey eye me.
*Ghost mode activated, them
no go see me*
escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS: My neighbour na
calabar too. The man eyes no
good for where dogs dey... I
go soon bite am.
3. RAT WALL POST:
Omo na die I dey oh..... No
food for my master kitchen.
Na ehm books go hear am
nah. Ehn think say I come ehm
house to watch tv abi?
COMMENT: Your master stingy,
disown am jor.
4. CHICKEN WALL POST:
On the 1st of Dec. I'll be
traveling for one month, if you
need my attention, enter bush
I no fit shout. All these xtians
no be em at all.
COMMENT: No be only you oh, I
dey
migrate too.
5. HE-GOAT WALL POST:
Heat mood activated, any she-
goat online for sex chat?
COMMENTS:
(a) She-goat. @He-goat you're
a capital BIG fool.
(b) He-goat. @She-goat,
pretender, as if you no dey
feel horny. Carry your smelling
backside comot for post jor.
6. COCK WALL POST:
All these hen go dey run like
say dey no wan do. But if you
catch them, dem go bend
quickly, set for doggy style.
COMMENT: Your own better
nah, you dey catch them. The
ones for my area na fast and
furious. I don pursue tire....
7. RAM WALL POST:
As Salah don dey reach, na
church things from now on.
(blood of Jesus go cover me)

8 May 2014 13:20

funny things

8 May 2014 22:05

very funny & luvly

10 May 2014 18:47

so funy

26 Oct 2016 15:13

Nice One

6 Dec 2016 19:55

Original blood of Jesus i cant laff jooor yeeeehaaaaaaeeeeee