Nigerian forum: Jokes - Hmm....what a pity
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7 May 2014 18:17

"Akpos and Musa were caught
in a Northern African country,
sharing a smuggled barrel of
beer. They were arrested and
taken to the Sheik's palace for
questioning and judgment.
Akpos lied that Musa
smuggled and forced him to
drink the beer! Both were
initially given a death sentence
but, as it was a national
holiday, the Sheik decided
they should be released after
some lashes of the whip.
As they were preparing for
their punishment, the Sheik
said, "It's my first wife's
birthday today and she asked
me to allow each of you two
wishes before your whipping,
but you cannot wish not to be
Akpos thought for a second
then said: "Please tie two
pillows to my back before
whipping. And my second
wish is that you flog me only
20 strokes of the whip."
He was whipped, and luckily
for him, the pillows helped to
make the pain of the whip
Musa saw this; thought for a
second, then said: "Thank you,
most royal and merciful
highness for the wishes. My
first wish is to receive 100
lashes with the strongest,
toughest whip available.",
Akpos laughed and thought
Musa was a fool...
The Sheik replied with a
puzzled look on his face, "and
your second wish?"
Musa replied, "Tie Akpos to my

10 May 2014 14:42

Akpos is deading

10 May 2014 19:06

lol akpos is died

11 May 2014 01:20

Omo apkos na die u dey u beta. Make second wish

11 May 2014 01:59

he mean to kill akpos

29 Aug 2015 15:26

akpos dn die

22 Sep 2015 00:01


22 Sep 2015 13:18

say goodbye to akpors

24 Sep 2015 23:36


28 Sep 2015 13:02

Eh ya:(,nice one

9 Oct 2015 14:41