Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life & U had it wid 16 Girls, still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT & Cal u a REAL MAN, A Winner? Why? Man: It's because, when a Lock is Opened by many KEYS, it Becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a Key Opens many Locks, it becomes a MASTER KEY..;-)
Men Are Born Between The Legs Of A Women Yet They Spend Their Entire Life Trying To Go Back Between Them???
That?s Called Homesicknes
Golden rules for f***ing.
1. f***ing once a week is gud for health, but its
harmful if done everytime.
2. f***ing gives proper relaxation for mind and
body And fasting gives you relax
boy: I love ur daughter since 5 months.
Father: How can u prove it.
boy: wait for 4 month... u will belive ur self
A mother ask her daughter "Afuwa", How did u get pregnant? I told u if a man or guy touches ur breast say "DON'T" and if he touches ur private part say "STOP" .... Then the girl says yes mama I did, but he touched both at the same time, and I said "DON'T STOP". Now who is at fault?
De girl is at fault bcos de girl is enjin de man,s tins tht is y sh didn,t tel de man to stp.
I m a single man but i need a ladie because,4me ladies they goods friends better than man,
so men re nt love by UI m a single man but i need a ladie because,4me ladies they goods friends better than man,
girls a like An internet virus . day enter ur life edit ur mind scan ur pocket download dere problems
If d gal z cychomistic,stupid,nt av bin tot in skul or nt exposed 2 tinz like dat b4,den z d mother's fault alone.coz she didnt rily sat d gal down n explain in a specific way.so in her own intalect,dat's y she jst took it as a word 2 jst say mayb 2 impres d guy.coz she was aroused wen d guy touchd her so she didnt take 4 wot her mom mean by dn't n stop.
Goods to be transported by car are called ship-ment and goods to go by ship are called car-go. . .abi? or am l confused?
boy quarreln wit girl friend said,'b4 u say its over,give back d blood l donated 4 u wen u were sick. Girl bent down and remove her sanitary pad.she threw it at him and said'dats d 1st instalment,come back next mnt 4 d next'.
A man sat outside his house after
a bitter divorce and
noticed a crate of beer bottles.
He took out an empty bottle n
smashed it into the
wall swearing,you are the reason
I don’t have a wife..”
smashed the 2nd, “you are the
reason I don’t have
smashed the 3rd,
“you are the reason I don’t have a
noticed the 4th bottle still sealed
and full of beer he says, “stand
aside I know u were
D PLACE SWEET TO ENTER
Lolz Who No Like Better Tin