Nigerian forum: Literature - ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA
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2 Apr 2016 01:35

1) Most compounds are noiseless
because 'I
better
pass my neighbour' generators are on
sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because
husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks
outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive
out.
3) All the housewives are cooking good
food because no more Crunches
and Mr Biggs,
4) Kids are reading their books
since
watching TV needs fuel.
5) No more congestion in network
since
many
peoples phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before
cause not much people are online.
7) Everyone sleeps very early
now, No more late
night movies.. Light no dey naa
8) There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions
lolzz.
9) Parents are over-joyed
because their children
that were always online now
concentrates on their studies
10) Even God himself was very
happy when he
saw people who haven't gone to
church for
months and years going to church and staying
for both First and second services
just to charge
their phones...

4 Apr 2016 10:50

Lovely

6 Apr 2016 00:56

Funny

18 Apr 2016 10:30

SO FUNNYYYYYYYY, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA