Nigerian forum: Literature - Don‘t laugh alone
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14 Mar 2016 22:27

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a
neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share
the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the
cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but
they didn't bother to pick them since they had
enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a
bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a
voice saying: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me,
One For U".....
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he
could to a church nearby, for the priest.......................
"Father, pls come with me . Come & witness God &
satan sharing corpse at the cemetery"......
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the
voice continued: "One For Me, One For U, One For
Me, One For U'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?"...........
Come see marathon race!.........
The priest almost ran pass the church
gate..shouting: "We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".

15 Mar 2016 09:55

Wow... i cnt stop laughing o,u wnt kill person??

15 Mar 2016 11:13

Very Funny Tinz

15 Mar 2016 11:46

Hahaha

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15 Mar 2016 18:18

na true i no go laugh alone i must to share am wt frnds

15 Mar 2016 19:00

Very interesting

15 Mar 2016 23:05

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16 Mar 2016 01:06

Nice one

16 Mar 2016 02:04

Noooo, just to put smile on ma frndz face

16 Mar 2016 14:41

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17 Mar 2016 19:02

Lolz

17 Mar 2016 22:31

nice one

17 Mar 2016 23:59

funny