Nigerian forum: Other - Punishment
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7 Mar 2016 00:14

Akpos walks into a bar and orders for
a
drink.
He was obviously upset.
"Akpos, what is the matter?" asked
Ofego.
"Ofego, It is a long story. I met this
beautiful
woman who invited me to her
house. We
stripped off our
clothes and jumped into bed and
were just
about to make love when her
husband
came in the front door. So I had to
jump out
of the bedroom window and hang
from the
edge by my fingernails without any
clothes
on.
''That's tough!'' said Ofego.
''Right, but that's not what really got
me
aggravated. When her husband came
into
the room, he wanted to have sex
with her
but he had to piss first. And the lazy
son of
a Dam pissed out of the window
right onto
my head.
'poo! No wonder you are in a bad
mood."
Ofego said.
Akpos continued: 'Yeah, but I haven't
told
you what really really made me mad.
Next, I
had to listen to them grunting and
groaning and when they finished the
husband tossed his condom out the
window. And where does it land? On
my
goddamned forehead!''
''Hmm, that is really so bad!'' Ofego
said.
Akpos said: ''Oh, I'm not finished!
See, what
really pissed me off was when the
husband
had to poo. It turns out that their
toilet was
broken, so he stuck his ass out of the
window and let loose right on my
head.
That would sure mess up my day.
Ofego
said.
Akpos said: 'Yeah, yeah, yeah, but do
you
know what REALLY
REALLY REALLY pissed me off?
Ofego said: No.
Akpos said: When I looked down i
saw that
my feet was only SIX inches off the
ground.