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6 Mar 2016 23:43

BITTER TRUTH!!!
1. If You Marry A Girl That Can't cook, Bros Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS"


2. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his chats with
girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where the truth is


3. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho


4. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.


5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad.

6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your
heart to beat fast. .


7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a
dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life

8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins ago, Twitter- 2Mins
ago . BIBLE OR QURAN- 2002. My dear, you are fooling yourself


9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for
chats and gossip, but Women Still retain the 1st position


10. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate
carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break


11. To those who commit
suicide; why are you So selfish? Why kill
yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals?


12. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible.So if any guy calls you an angel,na wash ooooo.


13. And if after reading this u refuse to comment or Share, devil dey dance shakiti bobo for your head....!!!


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7 Mar 2016 11:08

Your head don spoil.......lolz

7 Mar 2016 11:15

Quote by Tonyiloka1
Your head don spoil.......lolz


7 Mar 2016 12:12

NICE ONE

7 Mar 2016 14:25

Hmmmmmnnn....

18 Mar 2016 17:46

Luvly...

27 Apr 2016 12:45

Good

27 Apr 2016 19:17

no be my head it is u datz devil dey perfom aja four for im head

19 May 2016 00:50

After All Na Coz U Tak End Am

23 Jun 2016 08:10

Ur case dy with Akpos

24 Aug 2016 21:55

interesting

4 Sep 2016 21:07

Lol

5 Sep 2016 09:02

fantastic

28 Sep 2016 22:17

اتلف
ةىر
ةىاغ

28 Sep 2016 22:18

ببلفعلفعه
لبقفع
ىلا

28 Sep 2016 22:23

SWIT

28 Sep 2016 22:28

nice one keep it up