Nigerian forum: Other - Yoruba Mothers
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29 Feb 2016 18:32

YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yoruba mothers are one of the best when it comes
to child upbringing.
Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slap:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs
instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins
on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you
expose those who committed the crime with you
without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pants.
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one
which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go into "auto-search"as you'll be
looking for what hit you.
Oh!!! IGBAJU OLOYI... It can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF,DUMB and DAFT).
You'll be told 'let's go home' and you'll say 'its in
my pocket'...
LOL !!!
GOD bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought-up in yoruba land, regardless
of how caring your mother was, you would have
encountered these slaps.....
I know you're now laughing unless you were not in
a YORUBA land.....

1 Mar 2016 10:02

confam joor,cnt stop laffin

1 Mar 2016 15:51

Yes Oo.Having A Mother Is A Blessn.And May Thy Lord Nt take Them Away 4rm Us Nw.And 4 Those Who Doesn't Av A Mother, Father Or An Orphan May Thy Lord Console Ur Hrt IJN.Amen " Happi Mothers Day In Advance" Cheers!

1 Mar 2016 16:52

lwkmd

1 Mar 2016 21:23

Absolutely correct! kudos 2 our luvly & caring mother,may God gv dem gud health & longlyf 2 eat d fruit of dere labour...

2 Mar 2016 00:05

I love this

2 Mar 2016 01:59

u try, e clear

2 Mar 2016 13:57

Amen