Nigerian forum: Jokes - Funny messages
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29 Apr 2014 16:24

There was a group of men
gathered at a church conference
on "how to live in a loving
relationship with your wife".
The men were asked, "How
many of you love your wife?"
All the men raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When
was the last time you told your
wife you loved her?"
Some men answered today,
some yesterday, majority didn't
remember. The men were then
told to take their cellphones and
send the following text to their
respective wife; "I love you,
sweetheart..."
Then the men were told to
exchange phones so one can
read the other wife's reply to
the love message. Here are some
of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated
someone again?
2. That was then, not now!
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again I
won't forgive you this time?
5. Meaning??
6. Is that a new song??
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don't tell me who this
message is actually for, you will
die today!!!
9. You dis man! I asked you to
stop drinking!!!
10. Abeg na who be this?!

6 May 2014 02:41

Oh/b c reply's/i

18 Aug 2015 19:01

Funny,nic 1

20 Aug 2015 19:43

funny

23 Aug 2015 02:18

I really enjoyed it,pls hw can i send it to sum1 else