Nigerian forum: Romance & Friendship - Hillarious Excuses b4 febuary 14
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6 Feb 2016 17:12

many guys will start looking for excuse for a breakup,excuses like
1. Hey why will u call me by 8am,ITS OVER
2.why will u wear yellow shirt,I told you am allergic to yellow colours ITS OVER
3. Why will u close the door,ITS OVER
4.I said fry two eggs u fry one ITS OVEr
5.I told wash your clothes with Ariel u go use Klin ITS OVER
6.Why will u be using Airtel ITS OVER
7. Is this the noodles I told you to buy ITS OVER
8. Why will you call me with etisalat number,m after I told you how they collected my airtime ITS OVER
9. Jeez,u are still using king James bible ITS OVER
10.Why will you be Facebook before me,ITS OVER
11.why are you reading this post,
12.Why are u addicted to Social media.IT'S OVER
Flimpsy excuse add yours joor.....

8 Feb 2016 09:38

why are u texting early in the morning.... it's over

8 Feb 2016 10:38

Why are YOU lying to ME, after all I told YOU that: I hate lies. It's over...!

8 Feb 2016 10:58

Someone else is on d line wit me it's over

8 Feb 2016 11:14

I called u till my battery die…dat means u can
kill me also…..it is over..

8 Feb 2016 11:14

I told you dat yu should be a davido fans but
you refuse #it over


2) I called u sweetheart and u r calling me honey
indirectlly u r calling my mother a bee it over

3) I TOLD U NT TO JUBILATE IF CHELSEA SCORE
MAN U AND U JUBILATE WHEN CHELSEA
SCORE. ITS OVER


4) Why do you always use broom to sweep my
room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS
OVER


5) Baby:were in february……
Boy: yes why u telling me,did I ask infact am
not interested again


PLuS Vals. Msg


50 Love Valentine's Message

Edited by Tgang / 10 Feb 2016 07:26
8 Feb 2016 18:00

I told you to always WARM my food but you kept my ICE-CREAM in the FRIDGE....It's done!!

8 Feb 2016 22:40

I told u to stop playing games with gals but u refuse, it is over

8 Feb 2016 23:00

.......

Edited by geeboy171 / 8 Feb 2016 23:01
8 Feb 2016 23:32

*I don't know you are like this, you have started to irritate me this month..
Five Crazy ways to break up with ur Lover
before Valentine:
* 15 missed calls! Kai, if u can kill my Battery
then u are Capable of killing me. Its over
between us!
*. Am talkin and u are Breathing. U lack
respect, its over!

Edited by Kennyolons / 9 Feb 2016 21:09
8 Feb 2016 23:54

bt after val wht will happen

9 Feb 2016 00:59

apology and fruit of the womb b/cos many people belief that it sexday.

9 Feb 2016 08:22

I told you before you go just give me a simple message but you haven't until you forget it..just i want a sweet words before you go for work ... it's over

9 Feb 2016 10:06

WHAT VALETINE IS ALL ABOUT? WH IS VAL? WH ORIGINATED IT? CAN SOME ONE PLS XPLAIN 2 ME? B'COZ I CAN'T CELYBRETE WAT I DNT