Nigerian forum: Romance & Friendship - VALENTINE EXCUSES
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5 Feb 2016 12:30

Behold it is written in the book of
February
chapter 14 verse 1
"And it shall come to pass that on val's
day,excuses shall arise again, ; my
battery died, my credit got
finished, my DP refused to change, my
boss selected me for
the
trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth
this signs, be calm, fear
thou not, keep thy peace and know that
verily verily..thou
art not
thy boo's boo , thou art a side chick.
Verse 2 Even when you receive gifts, calls, or
were taken out,
Remember my dear daughter that all will
end on the bed
Verse 3: Behold babe, i stand @ d door of
ur hostel nd knock, if u hear my voice nd open d
door, i will come in nd eat wit u,
dine wit u nd share d gifts i av 4 u.
Verse 4: Blessed is the boy that bothers
not himself 4 any girl 4 peace i will grant
to him.
Verse 5: Hear ye hear ye For girls so love February
14 that they
gave their only begotten dignity in
exchange for a date ,but know ye that
who so ever doesn't make that mistake
shall not have the fear of 9 month
assignment

5 Feb 2016 15:06

chei,odi ok

5 Feb 2016 17:07

Quote by BrownDude
Behold it is written in the book of
February
chapter 14 verse 1
"And it shall come to pass that on val's
day,excuses shall arise again, ; my
battery died, my credit got
finished, my DP refused to change, my
boss selected me for
the
trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth
this signs, be calm, fear
thou not, keep thy peace and know that
verily verily..thou
art not
thy boo's boo , thou art a side chick.
Verse 2 Even when you receive gifts, calls, or
were taken out,
Remember my dear daughter that all will
end on the bed
Verse 3: Behold babe, i stand @ d door of
ur hostel nd knock, if u hear my voice nd open d
door, i will come in nd eat wit u,
dine wit u nd share d gifts i av 4 u.
Verse 4: Blessed is the boy that bothers
not himself 4 any girl 4 peace i will grant
to him.
Verse 5: Hear ye hear ye For girls so love February
14 that they
gave their only begotten dignity in
exchange for a date ,but know ye that
who so ever doesn't make that mistake
shall not have the fear of 9 month
assignment

5 Feb 2016 18:48

Baby Feb 14th is Sunday
I'm Attending 1st,2nd,3rd & 4th
Service
+House Fellowship

5 Feb 2016 19:58

hw many gals nd boys really knw d meaning of valentine.re dy really celebrating d real valentine or d other way round.may God help his children.

5 Feb 2016 20:35

Hmm. February 14 is the day the world celebrate the sprite of fornication. We're going to be punish for it by God.

5 Feb 2016 20:47

Can someone help me out for the real histoiry of valentine plz???

5 Feb 2016 21:51

As for on Feb 14 am attending 1st,2nd,3rd,4th servc in church

5 Feb 2016 22:21

Lolz

5 Feb 2016 22:57

lol....

5 Feb 2016 23:20

i don laugh tired dat remeber me of a guy weh him babe don chop him money wen time reach to play game d babe tell d guy say honey i don 4get 2 tell say i see my mesration dis morning but wen she dey eat suya,chiken,isewu,lik ice cream,drink hugurt na now u com remeba saywetin d guy shout getout of my house u are a wicked person.may god deliver us!

6 Feb 2016 01:06

May God have mercy on us. See how the celebration of a saint life has changed to satanic fiesta

6 Feb 2016 01:52

Quote by Tonyiloka1
May God have mercy on us. See how the celebration of a saint life has changed to satanic fiesta

Amen o .....

6 Feb 2016 05:33

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6 Feb 2016 05:35

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Edited by Katherine200 / 6 Feb 2016 05:36
6 Feb 2016 05:35

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6 Feb 2016 14:31

¹⁴b, And they that do not gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date , but know ye that who so ever doesn't make that mistake fear not ye the harvest of 9 month.

6 Feb 2016 17:54

Pls I will be at work dat day, becos my porckt, no,need valentine, na money e needOooooooooooo,

6 Feb 2016 18:18

Funny anyways nice writing@Brown

6 Feb 2016 21:28

Quote by prowolo
hw many gals nd boys really knw d meaning of valentine.re dy really celebrating d real valentine or d other way round.may God help his children.