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26 Jan 2016 13:21

Chemistry teacher: did u know protons have mass?
Akpos : I didn't even know they were catholics.

TEACHER: John, go to the map and find North
America .
JOHN: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?

TEACHER: Rislan, what is the chemical formula for
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
RISLAN: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Frank, do you know why his father didn't
punish him?
FRANK: Because George still had the axe in his

TEACHER: Sean, your composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
Sean : No sir, It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Faiyid, what do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer
Faiyid: A teacher!

A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?. A student
stood up and said 4. Akpos passing by overhead
the response, he shook his head and said: " they
will kill us in this country. Everything has
increased, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff,
beer,... everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2
has now gone up to 4

While in town,I met my high school maths
teacher and he asked for the direction to CBZ Bank.Me:Make a 360 turn,walk for about 1.8metres(round that up to the nearest tens),you will then see a shop which is perpendicularly to your right,make an obtuse angle turn and you will see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7.Let him feel what I felt as a student.

School kids in class were asked to write 3 diseases. The other guy wrote:

1. Hiv/Aids
2. Cancer
3. /

The teacher asked what what / was

The student replied: it's stroke.

grin if u didn't laugh at these jokes then sir/ma your case is for tb Joshua's church

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Edited by dandywriter / 27 Jan 2016 11:55
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26 Jan 2016 18:35
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26 Jan 2016 19:02

Gud one

26 Jan 2016 19:42

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26 Jan 2016 19:55


27 Jan 2016 00:33

IN MY OWN OPINION: The teaching curriculum in schools should Introduce a subject on How to Become RICH/WEALTHY;I would rather be Rich than know the Square Root of 144!

27 Jan 2016 00:53
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27 Jan 2016 01:17

Nice 1

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29 Jan 2016 19:55

Good one

30 Jan 2016 13:26

U try, do anoda 1

31 Jan 2016 15:06

12 Feb 2016 16:32

Funny you

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