Nigerian forum: Jokes - Horse & the Goat
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28 Apr 2014 22:36

There was a farmer who had a
horse and a goat. One day, the
horse became ill. So he called the
veterinarian, who said, "Well,
your horse has a virus. He must
take this medicine for three
days. I'll come back on the third
day and if he's not better, we're
going to have to kill her."
Nearby, the goat listened closely
to their conversation. The next
day, they gave the horse the
medicine and left. The goat
approached the horse and said,
“Be strong, my friend. Get up or
else they're going to kill you!”
On the second day, they again
gave the horse the medicine
and left. The goat came back
and said, "Come on buddy, get
up or else you're going to die!
Come on, I'll help you get up.
Let's go! One, two, three..."
On the third day, they came to
give the horse the medicine and
the vet said, "Unfortunately,
we're going to have to kill her
tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus
might spread and infect the
other horses."
After they left, the goat
approached the horse and said,
"Listen pal, it's now or never!
Get up, come on! Have courage!
Come on... Get up... Get up...
That's it, slowly... Great! Come
on, one, two, three... Good,
good. Now faster, come on...
Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes!
Yes! Yes! You did it, you're a
champion!"
All of a sudden, the owner came
back, saw the horse running in
the field and began shouting,
"It's a miracle! My horse is
cured. We must have a grand
party."
He called his servant, "Tunde, kill
and prepare the goat!"

10 Jun 2014 19:04

Eyaaaaaaaa na so d got take go?

10 Jun 2014 19:07

Great......but saddened, the goat will be gone...the horse has gotten to do something

25 Jul 2014 12:50

Ehya, so pity 2d goat, funny sha

18 Aug 2014 00:47

Hahahahaha

19 Aug 2014 01:22

wat a pity

19 Aug 2014 01:43

it painful

19 Aug 2014 01:50

Not too good, after helping d horse get well now they have 2 kill it.

19 Aug 2014 17:13

d horse got to do sometin for d goat in return

20 Aug 2014 20:55

i pity goat

25 Oct 2016 09:34

Is Good 2 Sacrifice 4 One Anoder Wat A Good Friend Indeed

25 Oct 2016 20:30

hmmmm