Nigerian forum: Jokes - Mother and son
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28 Apr 2014 16:22

A few days after Christmas, a
mother working in the kitchen,
was listening to her son play
with his new electric train set.
She heard the train stop and her
son said, "All you sons of bitches
who are getting off, get the hell
off now, and all of you sons of
bitches who are getting on, get
your asses on the train cause
we're leaving right now."
The mother went into the living
room and told her son, "We
don't use that kind of language
in this house. Now I want you to
go to your room for two hours.
When you come out, you may
play with your train but you
must use nicer language."
Two hours later, Her son came
out of his room and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the
train stopped and the mother
heard her son say, "All
passengers who are
disembarking the train, please
remember to take all of your
belongings with you. We thank
you for riding with us today and
hope that you will ride with us
again. For those of you just
boarding, we ask that you stow
all hand luggage under your
seat. Remember that there is no
smoking except in the club car.
We hope that you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today. For those of you
who are pissed off because of
the two hour delay, please see
the bitch in the kitchen!"