Nigerian forum: Jokes - 9ja Chop make i Chop
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26 Apr 2014 20:15

"Three contractors are bidding to fix a
broken fence at the white house, where
Barack obama Lives. The 1st from INDIA,
the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd MR INTEGRITY
from Nigeria.
They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Indian takes out
a tape and did some measuring, works
some figures "Well", he says, "I figure
the job will cost $900. ($400 for
materials, $400 for my team and $100
profit for me)". The Chinese does some measuring &
figuring, says,"I can do it for $700. ($300
for materials, $300 for my team and
$100 profit for me)".
Mr integrity did not even measure or figure
out anything, but he walks around the White House and whispers "$2,700."
The official says, "You didn't even
measure. How did you come up with
such a high figure?"
he whispers, "$1000 for me, $1000
for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job."

12 Jun 2014 19:22


12 Jun 2014 23:48


12 Jun 2014 23:49

lol,9ja pple & moni

25 Jun 2014 15:31


1 Jul 2014 13:36

Na chop make i chop.Chikenah

1 Jul 2014 14:18

Na so you talk

1 Jul 2014 16:21

May una no chop my own with una own oo

1 Jul 2014 16:37

This slogan should stop

2 Jul 2014 10:16

that is 9ja 4 u

26 Oct 2016 15:47

Chop Make I Chop