Nigerian forum: Jokes - FUNNY PRAYER
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5 Dec 2015 11:25

(FUNNY PRAYER)


Dear God,

Please, give me the nature of JIM IYKE so as to never allow intimidation;


A heart like RAMSEY NOAH’s to
love my woman but please a wife like OMOTOLA, not like FUNKE AKINDELE who will beame up and throw me out;

A mother-in-law like NGOZI EZEONU and not PATIENCE OZOKWOR biko Chineke!

A father-in-law like PETE EDOCHIE and not CHIWETALU AGU that
will curse me and call me names;

A tolerant heart like that of KENNETH OKONKWO,

Please God, do not give me
a maid as curvy as MERCY JOHNSON OKOJIE,
Oluwa i beg You.

Please, if I have TONTO DIKE among my unborn children, please may my wife abort her before I meet her.

God, give me the wealth of OLU JACOBS because I have never seen him poor.

I need neighbors like MR. IBU, CHARLES AWURUM, VICTOR
OSUAGWU and Co, so that laughter will not depart from
my life.

I need smart male children like CHINEDU IKEDIEZE and OSITA IHEME but with height;

Give me wisdom like you gave NKEM OWOH, and Oluwa I beg
you to please, crown it all with a long life like you gave that old man who narrated the story of IGODO, Amen!


Are you laughing alone? Abeg share and put a smile on
someone’s face joor, hehehe..

7 Dec 2015 11:36

smiles..... what inspire u to connote such write up.

13 Dec 2015 18:25

amen