Nigerian forum: Jokes - Total Laugh!
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26 Apr 2014 11:50

"Total laughss...
I was driving down the street
at Alausa Rd, having just
finished answering a call
when a police man suddenly
opened the passenger door,
entered and jammed it. As
usual he wanted "something"
from me fo calin yle drivin...
Then suddenly he saw the big
Rothweiller dog-Jackie at the
back-seat with tongue stuck
out, spittle dripin n fangs
barring, staring fiercely at him.
POLICEMAN: [Shaking] Ah! You
carry dog?
ME: Yes i carry
dog, dat one na offense?
uncomfortable] Na where una
dey come from?
ME: From hospital
POLICEMAN: Ehen! you sick?
ME: No, na person wey d dog
bite we go c, d person almost
die sef
POLICEMAN: [Terribly shaken
by now] Ehen! but why d dog
dey shake head like dat?
ME: Na so im dey do if e wan
bite person
POLICEMAN: and d dog know
ME: Yes nah, no be my dog?
POLICEMAN: [Sweating] This
your door, how you dey open
ME: how you take enter?
POLICEMAN: Abeg! Na since i
dey try open am but e no
open[The dog was now
getting impatient and gave a
small growl, it's tongue almost
touching the policeman's left
POLICEMAN: [Now sliding
forward] Oga i take God beg
you, open the door for me
make i comot, i no go collect
anything from you
ME: how much u go pay me?
POLICE: Ah! I neva hustle
anythin since monin, na only
1k dey wit me.
ME: U neva redy,(attemptin to
releas d dog.
POLICE: ok ok ok ok ok, e
reach 2k, d oda 1k na my wyf
own bt I go giv u join(now
clos to tears as d dog was
becomin rily impatient n getin
redy to atack) Oga I be......g
sory fo me take d 2k make u
open d door plsssssss
ME: oya bring am(colects d 2k
n alows him out of d car)
POLICEMAN: God punish you
idiot, e no go ever better for
you and your yeye dog n
wicked man.. Lmao. Ve a lovely

10 Jun 2014 18:57

D police man wan eat money

14 Jun 2014 16:20

So funny cnt stp lafin

3 Jul 2014 14:28

very interesting and funny