Nigerian forum: Jokes - Akpos the Ghost!
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26 Apr 2014 09:13

Akpos stayed very close to the
cemetery so used that to
outwit
okada riders and taxi drivers.
He
would simply alight at the
cemetery junction, fill his
nostrils
with cotton and speak nasally.
This scared every driver and
rider
and wouldn't wait to ask him
for
money but run for dear life.
Akpos
did this for years and
successfully
outwitted every driver
thinking he
was a ghost. One cool
evening,
Akpos boarded this okada
and as
usual alighted at the cemetery
junction. "MONEY" the angry
looking okada man asked.
Akpos
was at his best, stuffed cotton
wool into his nostrils and
spoke
nasally; "I dont have money!"
The
okada man wouldn't take any
of
that, and kept insisting. This
frustrated Akpos, who later
said;
"Ok, ok, follow me into the
cemetery. . to my room and I
will
pay you". The okada man
agreed
and followed him till they got
to
one grave. Akpos in his
attempts
to frighten the okada man
knocked on the grave and
screamed; "Uche! ,Uche!,
Uche!,
abeg give me N800 make I
pay
this stubborn okada man" All
of a
sudden, a very big hand
holding
N1000 appeared through the
grave accompanied with a
voice
saying; "Take, this one na ma
last
card. . ." Two pair of shoes
(both
right leg)
belonging to Akpos and the
Okada man were found on
the
scene as at the time gathering
this report.
We learnt Akpos ran home
with
fresh shit all over his pants....
he's
yet to recover form the shock.

17 Aug 2015 13:01

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