Nigerian forum: Jokes - Akpos The PRESIDENT!
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26 Apr 2014 08:45

WHEN I BECOME PRESIDENT
1. When I become president
of this country I am
going to make
sure any guy who breaks a
girl's
heart will spend
20years in jail if
girl is able to provide evidence
2. I will make sure there will
be a
tv station called
sex life in 9ja to
help educate our youths,
especially our parents.
3. I will make sure men who
impregnate women
and then denies
must marry a gay man and
must
be penetrated at
the back for
punishment.
4. Guys must not sag. 1month
in
prison for you.
5. Any guy without 6 packs
will
have to relocate
to Jos for
survival,,, if boko bomb you na
you know.
6. No sex on Mondays
7. I will create a state for
virgins
like me ''virginity
club'' the capital
will be ''no go area''
8. If you are married and aint
paying attention to
your wife you will
be jailed until you change
9. Every cheating man or
woman
must be kept
in a zoo for
2months
10. No sex before marriage,
you
must write a
letter if you want to
have sex with no more than
400
words.... give
reasons
11. No kissing on the street
cos it
may cause
unnecessary erection
and wetness.
Watch out for more list
VOTE ME
Akposky for 2015 Presidential
Election
and your life will never remain
the same...

11 May 2014 19:50

ummmm

13 May 2014 14:38

a nice joke

15 May 2014 00:25

Na sooooooooooo

15 May 2014 20:05

U ar definitely in Mr Akposky

Edited by Lillybee72 / 15 May 2014 20:09
17 May 2014 20:01

U NEVER CHANGE

5 Jun 2014 12:29

Na only u go vote ur self

5 Jun 2014 12:34

Akpos!! so u r hear.

8 Jun 2014 15:27

Nice joke

8 Jun 2014 23:07

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

16 Jul 2014 22:25

Akposky,no problem u don enter.

19 Jul 2014 12:02

No yea

19 Jul 2014 19:01

For ur mind,you dey campaign be that.

21 Aug 2014 18:38

Hmmm

21 Aug 2014 18:59

I vote for him.

21 Aug 2014 19:34

Huh!!!!! Mr. Akpos u are too much

21 Aug 2014 20:08

all my voto is4u

24 Sep 2014 22:23

vote ko foke ni. U cn never get there.

24 Sep 2014 23:19

Funny

25 Sep 2014 02:08

dont wory i go vote 4 u bt in 1 condition i go relocate 2 u.s.a