Nigerian forum: Jokes - AKPORS IN A BROTHEL
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12 Oct 2015 08:03

Akpos knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called Akpos. His clothes were all tattered and he looked needy.??
can I help you?” the madam asked.?? I want Onome,” Akpos replied.??
Young Man, Onome is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else…”?? No, I must see Onome.” Akpos replied. Just then Onome appeared and announced to Akpos that she charges N50,000 per visit.??
Akpos never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her fifty pieces of N1,000 notes. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon Akpos calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding Onome. Onome explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. it was still N50,000. Again Akpos took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later
When Akpos showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Onome the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Onome questioned Akpos: “No one has ever used my services three nights in a row… where are you from?”??
Akpos replied, “I am from Warri.” “Really?” replied Onome, “I have a brother who lives there and does business.”??
Yes; I know,” Akpos replied. “He gave me N150,000 to give to you.

12 Oct 2015 13:03

It is an opportunity

12 Oct 2015 15:49

12 Oct 2015 16:45

Bad guy

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12 Oct 2015 20:53

smart guy

12 Oct 2015 22:08

opportunity comes but once

12 Oct 2015 22:10

Good one

12 Oct 2015 22:17

Got services he never truly bargained for

12 Oct 2015 22:27


12 Oct 2015 22:51

shap guy

12 Oct 2015 23:04


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13 Oct 2015 05:03

smart guy

14 Oct 2015 02:57

Warri no dey carry last...nice one

16 Oct 2015 10:49

sharp guy

16 Oct 2015 21:51

sharp guy ona too like to dey use akpos..nize work..