Nigerian forum: Religion - pigin proverb
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17 Sep 2015 23:17

Pidgin Proverbs
1. Na for old age ashawo dey
know
the value of pikin.
2. Woman wey never see
problem...
Na im dey still hold
breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no
dey
wear pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter
rain, Na
later é go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find
black goat.
6. Weather hot!! É No mean say
fowl
go lay boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.
8. Pikin wey him mama back
cross
water, wey say him
march fish, wetin him mama go
march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for
back
no know say the
journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before
no be
stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no
know wetin
hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close
eye
enjoy sex she dey enjoy
labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey
cut
shit.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko
tree,
if nobody hail am!! é
go hail himself
15. Toto water small, but é reach
prick take baff.
16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO
BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE
BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.
17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam
bad
luck.
18. Na cricket tell him children
say,
No matter how ground
strong, Them no go sleep
outside.
19. Pikin wey say him mama no
fine
they use style call him
papa blind man.
20. No be eye wey dem take
chop eba
dem take dey share
meat.
21. Person wey use Elephant set
trap,
na him know wetin he
wan Catch.
22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash
Go
Open.
23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM
SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT
WEY
PASS NA HIM KNOW
BOOK.
24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say
race
don start.
25. Dem no dey tell blind man say
salt no dey for food.
26. Before you see monkey,
monkey
don see you.
27. Thief wey jump fence enter
house
where owner dey wait
for am, no go jump again.
28. If pikin say he sabi die, him
papa
sef go tell am say him
sabi bury.
29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat
mouth, Na im dey kill am.
30. If e be like say everybody dey
craze" na you dey craze.
31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no
use
your teeth cut am.
32. My thing and our thing no be
the
same oh.
33. Na happiness dey make prick
stand.
34. Na as goat stand for market
dem
dey price am.
35. Craze no hard to form, na the
trekking be
wahala.
36. Its a small world!! No mean
say
you fit trek from Naija go
London.
37. No matter how hot your
temper
be, e no fit boil beans.
38. Chicken wey run from Borno
go
Ibadan go still end up
inside pot of soup.
39. Today’s newspaper na
tomorrow
Suya wrap.
40. Akara and moin moin get the
same parent, na wetin dem
pass through make dem
different.
Nama wey run go overseas go
come
back as corned beef // oya make
una clap for me and
feel free to add yours have a nice
day

18 Sep 2015 10:21

Pikin wen say e mama nor go sleeep nor go sleep too

18 Sep 2015 10:21

mr man u shabi pigin very well

18 Sep 2015 11:24
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18 Sep 2015 11:36

thanks guys

18 Sep 2015 11:55

Remember moin-moin and akara no be pidgin with that oya too, well u try, all na incantation

18 Sep 2015 12:49

Dts a wndaful series of pidgin proverb guy i gv u ten gbosar gbosar..........

18 Sep 2015 13:27

Bro's u dey make me laugh here oo

18 Sep 2015 14:20

I dey enjoy this site o

18 Sep 2015 14:50

like friend like a social network frnd

18 Sep 2015 15:23

Na from clap u dey get dance, na from smoke u go get fire

18 Sep 2015 18:19

CRAZINESS:- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of N350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of N12,000 HOUSE RENT for village
FAITH:- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet (wetin u go put inside d wallet)?
STUPIDITY:- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment (Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu)
WEALTH:- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch (Money speaking)
WASTAGE:- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and Housemaid dey live there (Political armed robber)
TROUBLE:- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quarter guard in a barracks (You may not live well enough to tell the story)
IRONY:- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport (He cannot come and die na)
FOOLISHNESS:- Is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Eko Hotel…(A begiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now)
LOVE:- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eyes (You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you)
DIRTINESS:- Is when Cockroaches, Rats, Ants, Spiders become your Roommates and you say, ”God created them for a purpose” (Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey)
ABEG ADD YOUR OWN OOO

18 Sep 2015 18:36

Wu tld u xo he no slip

18 Sep 2015 18:40
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18 Sep 2015 18:40

Luv al dos tin

18 Sep 2015 19:46

Close ur eyes let us pray, no bi 4 driver, stand up 4 jesus no bi 4 criple, d yung shall grow no bi 4 aki an popo,

18 Sep 2015 20:00

Close ur eyes let us pray, no bi 4 driver, stand up 4 jesus no bi 4 criple, d yung shall grow no bi 4 aki an popo,, big prik no bi big pikinoooooo, u sabi fuck u no fit fuck ur mama, person we sale dog go buy moncky siting things still dey 4 him houseOoooooOoO, fow 2 dey shit, fow 2 dey shit an becos say dockfow never come, una gud evening my people, how una dey 2 day

18 Sep 2015 20:01

Abeg I Don Laugh Tire U Try Jor

18 Sep 2015 20:08

two ants pull grasshopper's leg

18 Sep 2015 22:56
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