1. Na for old age ashawo dey
the value of pikin.
2. Woman wey never see
Na im dey still hold
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no
wear pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter
later é go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find
6. Weather hot!! É No mean say
go lay boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.
8. Pikin wey him mama back
water, wey say him
march fish, wetin him mama go
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for
no know say the
10. Person wey don faint before
stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no
hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close
enjoy sex she dey enjoy
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko
if nobody hail am!! é
go hail himself
15. Toto water small, but é reach
prick take baff.
16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO
BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE
BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.
17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam
18. Na cricket tell him children
No matter how ground
strong, Them no go sleep
19. Pikin wey say him mama no
they use style call him
papa blind man.
20. No be eye wey dem take
dem take dey share
21. Person wey use Elephant set
na him know wetin he
22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash
23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM
SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT
PASS NA HIM KNOW
24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say
25. Dem no dey tell blind man say
salt no dey for food.
26. Before you see monkey,
don see you.
27. Thief wey jump fence enter
where owner dey wait
for am, no go jump again.
28. If pikin say he sabi die, him
sef go tell am say him
29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat
mouth, Na im dey kill am.
30. If e be like say everybody dey
craze" na you dey craze.
31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no
your teeth cut am.
32. My thing and our thing no be
33. Na happiness dey make prick
34. Na as goat stand for market
dey price am.
35. Craze no hard to form, na the
36. Its a small world!! No mean
you fit trek from Naija go
37. No matter how hot your
be, e no fit boil beans.
38. Chicken wey run from Borno
Ibadan go still end up
inside pot of soup.
39. Today’s newspaper na
40. Akara and moin moin get the
same parent, na wetin dem
pass through make dem
Nama wey run go overseas go
back as corned beef // oya make
una clap for me and
feel free to add yours have a nice
Pikin wen say e mama nor go sleeep nor go sleep too
mr man u shabi pigin very well
Remember moin-moin and akara no be pidgin with that oya too, well u try, all na incantation
Dts a wndaful series of pidgin proverb guy i gv u ten gbosar gbosar..........
Bro's u dey make me laugh here oo
I dey enjoy this site o
like friend like a social network frnd
Na from clap u dey get dance, na from smoke u go get fire
CRAZINESS:- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of N350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of N12,000 HOUSE RENT for village
FAITH:- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet (wetin u go put inside d wallet)?
STUPIDITY:- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment (Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu)
WEALTH:- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch (Money speaking)
WASTAGE:- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and Housemaid dey live there (Political armed robber)
TROUBLE:- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quarter guard in a barracks (You may not live well enough to tell the story)
IRONY:- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport (He cannot come and die na)
FOOLISHNESS:- Is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Eko Hotel…(A begiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now)
LOVE:- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eyes (You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you)
DIRTINESS:- Is when Cockroaches, Rats, Ants, Spiders become your Roommates and you say, ”God created them for a purpose” (Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey)
ABEG ADD YOUR OWN OOO
Wu tld u xo he no slip
Luv al dos tin
Close ur eyes let us pray, no bi 4 driver, stand up 4 jesus no bi 4 criple, d yung shall grow no bi 4 aki an popo,
Close ur eyes let us pray, no bi 4 driver, stand up 4 jesus no bi 4 criple, d yung shall grow no bi 4 aki an popo,, big prik no bi big pikinoooooo, u sabi fuck u no fit fuck ur mama, person we sale dog go buy moncky siting things still dey 4 him houseOoooooOoO, fow 2 dey shit, fow 2 dey shit an becos say dockfow never come, una gud evening my people, how una dey 2 day
Abeg I Don Laugh Tire U Try Jor
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