Nigerian forum: Jokes - ATM machine in Nigeria...
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31 Jul 2015 01:56

Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga. -Please, enter
your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adenuga.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond; After a
guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan
kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash). Omo Iya, ma jeun lo
ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku -e te numba
yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
.
ATM: Se ko
nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part) ATM: (pauses for a
while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni. -Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon
olorire
wa gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba? (Woman enters
N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa.......
with all this which one is your tribe or origin....

31 Jul 2015 01:59

my own na banana island o

31 Jul 2015 12:19

What of ogun state people

31 Jul 2015 12:19

10x

31 Jul 2015 13:49

Omo ijebu ode ni emi....oga ade moti re rin, pata mi faya...hahahaha

31 Jul 2015 14:17

all other states are still coming

31 Jul 2015 16:22

emi original omo ijebu.

31 Jul 2015 16:44

Lol.... Ekiti ni te mi.

31 Jul 2015 18:00

Hahahhaha

31 Jul 2015 18:54

MY..OWN..IS..BANANA..ISLAND.

31 Jul 2015 19:12

ATM ; ekaro baba agba, elo lowo tefe gba jade, Baba said; omo mi ATM 3,000 pere mofe gba, ATM said, Baba ,se kosi? sara yin ya sir.. e gbadun sir..Baba said; SHORO YEN, other people at back says together. All; OYAMI LENU...if u enjoyed my statement... REPLY

31 Jul 2015 19:18

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31 Jul 2015 20:45

Good one

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1 Aug 2015 16:27

Oyo State Nko

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1 Aug 2015 18:05

Lol

1 Aug 2015 22:27

Wat abt oda tribes ?e.g hausa nd ebira.

2 Aug 2015 00:09

Funny

2 Aug 2015 12:28

Nonsense...is it everybody dat understand yoruba language...mtcheew!