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7 Jul 2015 13:01

Kissing your man is not a

problem, The problem is how you do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash"pitom pitom

pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me.

2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a problem,

The problem is screaming and

shouting like werey"JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary".. You are having sex, Not a Church service! And besides I don't knw if you are reminding

God to punish you latter.

3. Wearing short skimpy

skirts or dresses is not a problem in fact its very sexy I just pray there won't be

forced entry into your Sin Hole, The problem is wearing your

mini looking all nice and walking around and when you see guys you try to pull

it down, Now you want it to be

long?.... Abi..

Keep deceiving urself na. # sMh

4. Loving your man is not a

problem as it is KOKANYE for me

but the problem is changing your Surname to his on

Facebook.

Bitch his mother doesn't even

know you ...Chill!! And I would

hate to read ur post later saying

MEN ARE WICKED OR CHEATS.

5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The problem is tagging yourself saint when you

know he didn't fuck himself but

you.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN

SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as

the case may be and please let us know the breed of dogs you

came to the world from coz ur dad is male too and your mum

have always been his bed partner..

6. Some girls are looking for tall

guys with pink lips and six packs when their father

is short, pot bellied with pomo lips you better be contented like your Mother # lol.

7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's

church services I wonder who

will?

8. Saying all guys are the same

is not my problem bt is 2face

and me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher the same,and

beside who ask u to try them all?

Ashawo

9. Bleaching your skin is not a

problem, The problem is having white face, yellow hands

chocolate lips and

black legs. Are you zebra?

10. And if you Read this without a COMMENT

or LIKE hmmm! I really wonder what your problem is!


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Edited by Tgang / 13 Dec 2016 22:35
7 Jul 2015 16:57

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7 Jul 2015 17:20

lolz

7 Jul 2015 20:59

hahahaha

7 Jul 2015 21:24

#lol

7 Jul 2015 22:35

hahahahaha

7 Jul 2015 22:52

nice 1

7 Jul 2015 23:09

Na So All The Girl The Do When The See Man Were Want Help Their Life,for Pitom Pitom U Kown When U Start To Kiss Any Girl She Go The Sleep The Do Pitom Pitom,for Sex Tin Them The Beg God To Forgive Them For Making We Men Commit Sin,any Woman Were Go Call Me Dog She Too Na She Dog,any Woman Were Say All Men Are The Same Mean Dat Dat Woman Na Ashawo,

8 Jul 2015 09:30

U Guys Ar Funny Wo,,,

8 Jul 2015 10:17

Funny

8 Jul 2015 12:20
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8 Jul 2015 12:26

so funi

8 Jul 2015 13:13

Lwkmd

8 Jul 2015 14:19

8 Jul 2015 14:29

Lol u 2 much my dear.we need more pls

8 Jul 2015 14:32

Just passing by.

8 Jul 2015 14:39

I like u words 2 dem deir tink dat dey are d only ones who cn talk like runing tape tnks@Tgang bros 4 finishing dem.

8 Jul 2015 15:00

Lolz

8 Jul 2015 17:00

Dats an Amazing fact

8 Jul 2015 17:13

Lolz