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7 Apr 2014 13:49

I promised her 20k Last Week As
we were
chatting on BBM, She Came To
ibadan An
Unexpected Visit. Dat Morning
She Asked Me
Of The 20k I Promised Her. I Then
Told Her
Dat I Want To Leave For Minna In
The Next
5mins. I Gave Her My GTB ATM
Card Dat She
Should Take It nd Withdraw All
She Wanted
(Knowing Fully Well Dat I Had Less
Dan 5k In
Dat Account).
As Soon As She Kissed Me, I
Quickly Left The
House Knowing Dat She Will
come Crying
Back To Me. As I was driving past
bodija, My
Elder Brother Called Me On The
Phone
Saying"Bros,You Don Get The
Alert? I Just
Dey Komot From GTB oh! I Don
Pay That 100k
Wey I Been Owe you Into your
Account,
Thanks"Meeen!!! See Sweat!!
Few Minutes Later, I Got The
Alert!! Confirm
100k Credited. I Wan' Die As d
Money Enter.
Tried calling her phone, Switched
Off. Tried
PING!!! PING!!! No Delivery. The
Next minute,
Alerts:
20k Debited,
20k Debited,
20k debited,
20k debited,
20k debited.
Even the Last 5k Withdrawn... I
No Know
Wetin Happen To Me, I Found
Myself On
Hospital Bed.
Now They Are Asking Me What
Happened?
But Wot Will I Say???

10 Apr 2014 17:02

Careless act, instead of saying d truth u decided to b smart.

13 Apr 2014 19:15

no probs now, na u the fuck am

21 Apr 2014 14:38

U wnt formed jamesbond 4 her God cum kill u

22 Apr 2014 13:40

Does it mean dat u guys are neva gonna c each other again? Why on earth did she have 2 withdraw more dan d amount she requested 4? Dats 2 bad of her.

22 Apr 2014 19:12
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23 Apr 2014 19:29

is d wrk of God

23 Apr 2014 21:44

my dear if na me,i dey go back befor she finish the money even na 50k i get back i go happy,that girl wicked mananann!

24 Apr 2014 10:23

hahaha tell dem waitn appen nw say u claim smart nd God chatch yu bt as 4 d girl she's a teif

3 May 2014 12:07

hmmmnm

11 Nov 2015 15:40

Dats bad of her

11 Nov 2015 19:10

Quote by succes399
is d wrk of God

11 Nov 2015 19:14

I don't Blame the Lady... I Blame you for your smart game. I LOVE X (100) the girl.. That is a lesson 4 you... Trust NO 1

11 Nov 2015 20:17

miranda can't stop laugthing.

11 Nov 2015 21:39

hold her possible for your predicament cos if she love's you she will not take more than she requested even if it's flowing by itself

24 Nov 2015 18:59

Every easey u should hv go to d back immediately and complain about d alart, dere is camera beside d ATM machine dey will show u all wat appen n u we just tell den she is ur girl you don't no how she manage to get ur password and ask 4 assistance dey am sure dey wil help u out

28 Nov 2015 00:28

What happened to u is one Yoruba common saying dat means if think U are wiser Dan others U are real fool ' to ba Gabon to lenikan o gbon iwo gan ni baba obor'

28 Nov 2015 00:36

Smiles....Infact Dis S 2 Funny,ur Name Na SORRY o my dear broda

28 Nov 2015 07:46

wise man

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