Nigerian forum: Jokes - joke about phone
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4 Jun 2015 17:08

A bit of humour!
My Android don chop my money
tire, na him I come vex
yesterday sell am, come take
some money buy chinaphone!
The phone get TV, Touch screen,
Nail cutter, Fire lighter etc. I fit
write Text message with
toothpicks sef. But now am in
bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of
2. The spellings get mistakes e.g
NokLa, blackderry, i-pon,
samswag etc.
3. When aeroplane pass, e go
record "One missed Call".
4. When a big car horn; e go
show "Charger connected"
5. When Chinese man pass, e go
show: "One Bluetooth device
6. When fine lady waka pass, e
go show "WiFi On"
7. When ugly lady waka pass, e
go show, "Virus detected"
Abeg ooo! I wan sell am! Who
wan buy ooo? Even as I dey find
buyer, e dey show me for screen
say "No contacts found"
Pls don't laugh alone, send to
those you wish to put a smile on
their face.

5 Jun 2015 12:21

your joke tu funny i don laugh so te my samsung phone off .con de show high blood preasure

5 Jun 2015 13:29

na wa for u.u too funny

5 Jun 2015 13:40

laugh wan kill me o

5 Jun 2015 14:07

you too funny, I lough sa te evil spirit left my heart ,Satan beg me for forgiveness, my phone come catch holy ghost fire,Jesus come tell me say ur problems have disappeared. Thank u Lord for this lady

5 Jun 2015 14:16


5 Jun 2015 14:43

U too funny

5 Jun 2015 15:02


5 Jun 2015 18:47

i dey heil u lauge wan kill me so tail i no write this message complete o ooo

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6 Jun 2015 00:51
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6 Jun 2015 01:10

Wow... so interesting nd very funny indeed

6 Jun 2015 01:58

U Too Funny,i Lauge My Brother Stand Up Say May Them Carry Me Go Church Say Are Mad

6 Jun 2015 11:22
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6 Jun 2015 12:09

u are funny

6 Jun 2015 12:12


6 Jun 2015 12:18

Still looking for a buyer o!