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20 May 2015 09:57

Joke For The Day.
Akpos enterd a mosque carryin a
brand
new cutlass
and askd
"who is a muslim here?". The
whole
mosque went as
silent as
grave yard, Akpos askd again
"how can a
ful mosque
have no
muslim?". No one replied, Akpos
den
grab the
nearby young man
nd goes out wit him and told him
"son
come help me
kill my goat
for i dnt knw hw to do it". After
the
young man hav
killed the goat,
he told Akpos dat he dnt knw hw
to skin it
and dat
Akpos shuld go
bak to the mosque nd get
someone else
to help him
on dat. Akpos
returned to the mosque wit the
cuttlas
drippin wit
blood, when the
IMAM saw this, he immediately
shout
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20 May 2015 11:43
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20 May 2015 11:52

Although is a joke but it is islamically ok to denounce ur faith in the face of danger or apparent death,to save ur life.only the living practice faith

20 May 2015 13:11

Its a lie

20 May 2015 13:49

HEY FINISH DAT JOKE B4 I FINISH U.

20 May 2015 14:26

Akpos enterd a mosque carryin a brand new cutlass and askd"who is a muslim here?". The whole mosque went as silent as grave yard, Akpos askd again"how can a ful mosque have no muslim?". No one replied, Akpos den grab the nearby young man nd goes out wit him and told him"son come help me kill my goat for i dnt knw hw to do it". After the young man hav killed the goat, he told Akpos dat he dnt knw hw to skin it and dat Akpos shuld go bak to the mosque nd get someone else to help him on dat. Akpos returned to the mosque wit the cuttlas drippin wit blood, when the IMAM saw this, he immediately shout"MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST PRAISE THE LOOORD!". the whole mosque respond"Halleluyaaah!"

20 May 2015 14:37

HMMMMM ALLAHU

20 May 2015 15:18

So Nice Nd Intrested Joke

20 May 2015 16:37

U see,, na wahala be this oo

20 May 2015 17:23

abeg finish that joke very interesting.....

20 May 2015 18:58

You're silly! Halleluyah in the Mosque.... Madman

20 May 2015 19:16

so funy

20 May 2015 19:55

so funny

20 May 2015 22:19

Na wa oo no bi smell tin o in siad mosque Halleluyah ni e bi say 4 church na Allahkubaru dem go shout but e 4 gud o if e bi like dt so d minetry will move to d parmanet siad

20 May 2015 22:41

Very Funny ways To Break Up With A Girl
“16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so
you’re capable of killing me… It’s over!!!”
“You don’t even respect me, I’m talking and
you
are busy breathing? It’s over!”
“So now you’re drinking coke that has another
man’s name on it, better go and find him
because it’s over between us.”
“I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience. I can’t date someone who’s
not patient.”
“Why are you using broom to sweep my room
when you know I support PDP? It’s over!”
“You are always abbreviating your texts, you
want our children to be short abi? It’s OVER!”
“I told you I love my food hot but you refused
to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about
me. It’s over!”
“You don’t pay your tithe, if you can cheat on
God, then who am I? Park your thing

20 May 2015 22:42

Peter : "I want my money now!"
Tom : "I will kill myself so that
I won't pay you" *he pulled a
gun n shot himself dead*
Peter : "hahaha.....If u think
u'll get away with my money u
r wrong, i'l follow u until u pay
me!" *he takes the gun n shot
himself dead as well* James :
was watching from a distance
he laughed n said : "these guys
are funny, I must watch this till
the end".....*he also took the
gun and killed himself! Who is
the most stupid out of them?
pls dnt spoil de fun share wit
frnds. Don't laugh alone !!

20 May 2015 23:04

So Funny

20 May 2015 23:28

A police man called by james also arrived saying "TOM must be arrested dead or alive" he also shot himself to chase after tom

21 May 2015 00:33

nic joke

21 May 2015 00:35

Quote by Gurusboi
Joke For The Day.
Akpos enterd a mosque carryin a
brand
new cutlass
and askd
"who is a muslim here?". The
whole
mosque went as
silent as
grave yard, Akpos askd again
"how can a
ful mosque
have no
muslim?". No one replied, Akpos
den
grab the
nearby young man
nd goes out wit him and told him
"son
come help me
kill my goat
for i dnt knw hw to do it". After
the
young man hav
killed the goat,
he told Akpos dat he dnt knw hw
to skin it
and dat
Akpos shuld go
bak to the mosque nd get
someone else
to help him
on dat. Akpos
returned to the mosque wit the
cuttlas
drippin wit
blood, when the
IMAM saw this, he immediately
shout
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