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17 May 2015 23:43

FUNNY FACTS PART 2
1. If your woman catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart, I’m glad you don’t dress like that.”
2. Nigerian parents are confused.They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them to cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying.
3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are The BEST MAN In Her Life, Don't Be Suprise To See Yourself
Standing Beside Her Husband On Her Wedding Day.
4. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves From BBM to 2go.
5. Guys always complaining about
girls that are looking for Rich men, you sef hustle and be a rich man let girls find you too.
6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do you know there
are people in your village that don't want you to succeed? Quickly text "thunder fire them"to 33505.
7. if your boyfriend is like 8 years older than u,just stop calling him
baby. and start calling him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby
8. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major problem in this country.
9. It is only in Nigeria you'll see a notice board say “man wanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25
10. Being a good person is like being a goal keeper, no matter how many goals u Save...People will only remember the ones You missed.
11. India has never been to the World Cup because FIFA won't allow them sing and dance for 20
minutes after every goal.
12. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be
your source of income everyday. Cos it's only a relationship, not a job opportunity.
13. someone will just die with an Afro and his spirit
will come back with low cut. So Barbing salon dey that side? Please i need na answer
14.Strangling your wife for making indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self-defense
15. How Can You a be Chase a Girl for 4
Years. Is she your University Degree?
16.New ways of crossing roads in nigeria , check
sideways 4 motors, &look up 4 plane-
crash, &look down 4 bomb, &look back 4
kidnappers, and Now run zig-zag 2
dodge bullets.
17. Double dating is not when you are
dating two girls at a time, its when you're dating a girl whose weight is more than 100 kg
18. If someone is bothering you with
unnecessary calls, just copy and place his no. on # olx.com.ng Put Buy iphone 6 for 10,000 naira
19. CALL SUMMARY FACTS;
Boy 2 Boy=00:00:30
Boy 2 Mum=00:01:30
Boy 2 Dad=00:00:50
Boy to Girl=00:30:59
Girl2Boy=00:00:03
Agreed Or Not!

20 May 2015 01:02
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22 May 2015 02:16

I like dat

6 Jun 2015 20:52

Lol vry funny

10 Jun 2015 23:58

I love dat

18 Jul 2015 10:52

Haha

18 Jul 2015 16:00

vry.funny

18 Jul 2015 23:29

guy u 2 funny o

3 Aug 2015 18:13

HAHAHA

6 Aug 2015 21:11

yes it true

7 Aug 2015 22:17

Ha Nah So Hooo

11 Aug 2015 14:05

NA SO