Nigerian forum: Jokes - Akpos survived beinq killed by fire
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16 May 2015 00:37

WIFE: Darling why are you
home this early
wearing such a long face?
AKPOS: Had a terrible day, i
lost all my colleagues today
at work. WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What
AKPORS: There was a fire
outbreak down in
the tunnel and everybody
died! WIFE: What a pity! Darling I
thank God for
keeping you alive. How did
you make it out
my dear?
AKPOS: Darling, it was God's work. My
stomach was upsetting me
I took a break
to ease myself in the toilet.
WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have
Happened to us?
I feel so much pity for their
families. So bad,
how are they going to
survive now? AKPOS: My dear its a pity,
NATIONS has decided to give
the families of
the deceased $10million
each. WIFE: What?!!!!! Ten million
what? So because of your
useless stomach
upset and the foolish
toilet and your refusal to
die with your colleagues.......make
me miss that
money?? I beg if you don't
want trouble, go
back and die with your colleagues.