Nigerian forum: Jokes - LAWYER AND JAMAICAN MAN ON A AIRPLANE
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16 May 2015 00:34

A lawyer and a Jamaican are
sitting next to each other
on a
long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that
Jamaicans are so dumb that he
can fool them easy... So the
lawyer asks if the
Jamaican would like to play
a fun
game. The Jamaican is tired and
just
wants to take a nap, so he
politely declines and tries
to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists and says that the
game
is a lot of fun.
'I ask you a question, and if
you
don't know the answer, you pay
me only $5; You ask me
one, and if I don't know the
answer, I will
pay you $500..' This catches
the Jamaican's attention and to keep the
lawyer quiet, he agrees to
play
the game.
The lawyer asks the first
question. 'What's the distance from The
Earth to the moon?'
The Jamaican doesn't say a
word, reaches in his pocket
pulls
out a five-dollar bill, and hands it
to the lawyer. Now, it's the
Jamaican's turn.
He asks the lawyer, 'What
goes
up a hill with three legs, and
comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop,
searches all the references
he knows.
He uses the air-phone; he searches the Net and even
the
Library of Congress.
He sends e-mails to all the
smart
friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of
searching, he
finally gives up.
He wakes up the Jamaican
and
hands him $500. The Jamaican pockets the
$500
goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts
not
knowing the answer. He wakes the Jamaican up
and
asks, 'Well, so what goes up
a hill
with three legs and comes
down with four?' The Jamaican
reaches in his
pocket, hands the lawyer
$5 and goes back to sleep.

2 Jun 2015 11:22

Funing

4 Jun 2015 00:21

impressive

7 Jun 2015 01:54

SO FUNNY

11 Jun 2015 20:01

Clever jamaican